It's Halloween night. Time for candy, bad horror movies, and booze.
Yet there's a pony outside, standing in the rain. She's even holding a balloon.
I think she wants inside. But why?
Hopefully my pony roommate and I can figure that out before it's too late.
A Sombra and Steve Halloween story for some reason. Artwork by CawinEMD.
Words do not suffice... In describing how funny this is...
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Then I become bummed out by the part calling Adam Sandler “the sad clown”
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Then I start thinking about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything...
Then I get back to laughing. All in all, this was great.
Yay, first!
Glad to see that you are alright. The lack of you posting anything for a while had me worried.
Thinking about you works. How you do comedy in one moment, and dark the next...
Is this what you are trying to say about yourself?
Boo to the micro waves bit, but otherwise funny.
I'm so sorry I skipped them!
Could someone link the full list please?
Aw yiss! Sombro is back!
Lorenzo is the most relatable character in fiction.
Between the snarky former tyrant who exploits him at every opportunity and steadily erodes his sanity, his unfulfilling job, and the Adam Sandler movies, something tells me Steve doesn't have much of a soul left to give. Maybe next time, Pinkiewise.
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I never realized before how much Sombra reminds me of Vegeta.
8515539 "Pinkiewise". Darn. That could've been a joke.
8512877 Yeah, it's been an odd few months. Basically gave up on writing and played video games all day. But holy moly is that even more depressing than writing MLP fanfiction in your spare time.
And, no, I don't consider myself to be a "sad clown" or whatever. I just find Adam Sandler fascinating. As in the beginning, he wanted to do good comedies. Then tried serious roles that never really panned out. Then said, "Screw it. You want dumb comedies? Is that all you want?" And since then that's all he's done.
And yet joke's on me because he's rich and famous while I live in a condo with no pet pony to banter with.
The return of Steve? Hooray!
Bizarre and delightful in equal measure, with surprisingly deep insight on the Sandlerian condition. Thank you for it.
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Ah, okay. Just be careful out there. Mental health is not something to take for granted.
In any case, have a good day.
Then I noticed a tiny hand sticking out the side of my microwave. It seemed to be gathering my attention by waving at me. Not very large waves, mind you.
Micro-waves.
This pun is too funny it actually killed my mother
Micro-waves...
You win this round NBD...
I was super spooked, please erase this story immediately
8927778 Yeah. I think my mind was half mashed potatoes when I wrote this.
But, hey! At least it got myself back into writing after leaving for two months! Then leaving again for another two months! And... now I'm back. It seems this ride truly is never-ending.
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Hah, you thought the ride was over. lololol
Welcome back, and I hope your mind has un-mushified by now into some more stable, solidified potato :o
Hm doesn't sound like him ..