• Member Since 11th Jul, 2014
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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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It's Halloween night. Time for candy, bad horror movies, and booze.

Yet there's a pony outside, standing in the rain. She's even holding a balloon.

I think she wants inside. But why?

Hopefully my pony roommate and I can figure that out before it's too late.


A Sombra and Steve Halloween story for some reason. Artwork by CawinEMD.

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Words do not suffice... In describing how funny this is...

...

Then I become bummed out by the part calling Adam Sandler “the sad clown”

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Then I start thinking about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything...

Then I get back to laughing. All in all, this was great.

Yay, first!

Glad to see that you are alright. The lack of you posting anything for a while had me worried.

Sombra took a deep breath. “But now? He is empty. Like a walking corpse that silently screams to be put out of its misery. And do we help it? Do we assist in its demise? No. We only continue to watch. To watch him dance. For he is only the clown now. The sad clown. And when he gives us that final performance of his—his murder-suicide alongside Kevin James—we will finally understand just what he was trying to tell us all along.”

Thinking about you works. How you do comedy in one moment, and dark the next...

Is this what you are trying to say about yourself?

Boo to the micro waves bit, but otherwise funny.

I'm so sorry I skipped them!

Could someone link the full list please? :pinkiesmile:

Aw yiss! Sombro is back! :moustache:

While Lorenzo waited for the debit machine to read my card, he casually glanced around the room. Empty beer cans, candy wrappers, and all. “Halloween party?”

I pocketed the receipt. “Movie marathon. Adam Sandler films.”

Lorenzo only snorted. “Huh. Suddenly I don’t feel as depressed as I did this morning.”

Lorenzo is the most relatable character in fiction.

The pink mare’s smile only grew. “Great! Could I have one more teeny-tiny thing, too, perhaps?”

“What’s that?”

“Your soul?”

Between the snarky former tyrant who exploits him at every opportunity and steadily erodes his sanity, his unfulfilling job, and the Adam Sandler movies, something tells me Steve doesn't have much of a soul left to give. Maybe next time, Pinkiewise.

Set

And in return, he rolled over and muttered, “ Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy .”

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I never realized before how much Sombra reminds me of Vegeta.

8515539 "Pinkiewise". :pinkiecrazy: Darn. That could've been a joke.

8512877 Yeah, it's been an odd few months. Basically gave up on writing and played video games all day. But holy moly is that even more depressing than writing MLP fanfiction in your spare time. :twilightoops:

And, no, I don't consider myself to be a "sad clown" or whatever. I just find Adam Sandler fascinating. As in the beginning, he wanted to do good comedies. Then tried serious roles that never really panned out. Then said, "Screw it. You want dumb comedies? Is that all you want?" And since then that's all he's done.

And yet joke's on me because he's rich and famous while I live in a condo with no pet pony to banter with. :applecry:

The return of Steve? Hooray!

Bizarre and delightful in equal measure, with surprisingly deep insight on the Sandlerian condition. Thank you for it.

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Ah, okay. Just be careful out there. Mental health is not something to take for granted.

In any case, have a good day.

Then I noticed a tiny hand sticking out the side of my microwave. It seemed to be gathering my attention by waving at me. Not very large waves, mind you.

Micro-waves.

This pun is too funny it actually killed my mother:rainbowlaugh:

Micro-waves...:facehoof:
You win this round NBD...

I was super spooked, please erase this story immediately :pinkiesad2:

8927778 Yeah. I think my mind was half mashed potatoes when I wrote this. :applejackconfused:

But, hey! At least it got myself back into writing after leaving for two months! Then leaving again for another two months! And... now I'm back. :twistnerd: It seems this ride truly is never-ending.

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Hah, you thought the ride was over. lololol

Welcome back, and I hope your mind has un-mushified by now into some more stable, solidified potato :o

Hm doesn't sound like him ..

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