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darf
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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I'm giving this a thumbs up. Don't ask why and never talk to me again
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i can obey the first stipulation but not the second one
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Damn it, Darf.
Snickers... lol-worthy in the extreme.
also, not usually a beg for this kind of thing but if someone wanted to talk about doing fanart of Baudy i would be rly interested. i think she is cute and would rly like to write more about her. <3
God damnit.... there's shit posting and then there's shit story posting.
Reading:
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Nearly done reading:
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Finished reading:
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Because words can not express my sheer confusion...
This story has made me spontaneously paint my walls white
Darf? You feeling okay buddy? Is there something you need to get off your chest? Cause some of your stories lately have been a little... weird, to put it politely.
I have several questions.
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……..what he said…….
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If this was the result of one of those prompts folks gave, I have questions for someone else.
I don't even know how to comprehend the title of this story, so I'm not even going to try.
Huh. I think my brain is oozing out of my ears and not in a good way.
*Slides away*
I...I just...what?... I'm so conflicted right now... and some what aroused...and likewise terrified of the vivid memory of the horrific, bloodcurdling sound of dial up internet and yet somehow so terribly aroused.... now excuse me while I find a dark corner in which I might be able to curl up into the fetal position and hide.
Now this is shitposting.
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I'm surprised Badumsquish didn't draw something like this first, given that they, uh, ponify pretty much everything.
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It took me much longer than it should have to get the joke.
Why isn't there a comedy tag?
Hahahaha lmao what the fuck
I feel sick that I got off to this. Hayes modem command sets are my fetish. ATDT me daddy! kill me
...rather curious what the author thinks a "modem" looks like in this context...
Unapologetic and glorious.
It made me smile, thank you.
Connection established.
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Your illustration is just perfect!
This seems like such a ridiculous premise, I just *have* to add it to my "Read it Later, but Sexy" pile. It's gonna be awesome... but will it end with sexy results?
Welp, I showed up, I read this, and... um... well... I....
Did you know there are still BBS's running, which you can access via telnet? That said, you might want to use an actual BBS client, as they do a better job rendering ASCII art, while emulating old modem protocols (xmodem, ymodem, etc.) too, allowing you to upload/download files like in the good ol' days (but with modern speeds).
It's like that DBZ comic, right?
Krillin is about to stick it in Adroid 18, but she doesnt know if it'll even fit in. Not because he has a big weiner, but mostly because her pussy is a USB Drive port.
1 up for avoiding repeated and vague penis names.
And now I can hear that accursed noise in my head. Ah, the nostalgia!