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TheDriderPony


"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

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The world is safe. The monsters are all gone or locked away or reformed, and a new generation of heroes has emerged to carry the torch. Finally, after years of service the Pillars of Old Equestria can at last relax and enjoy normal lives.

Time to enjoy the small pleasures of life like owning a home. Taking up hobbies. Starting a family.

As it turns out, that last option will open a door which cannot be closed that will cast everything they thought they knew about themselves in a harsh new light.

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Notices: While this is an entry for the Incest contest, no incest actually occurs onscreen. However, it has been given a teen rating due to the presence of the subject and sex as a whole as a plot device.

An entry for the New Years Babies contest.

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Comments ( 17 )

Holy Crap.

That's some Alabama class incest right there.

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Ya beat me to the joke!

Before I read this, I must know: Does it really count as incest when your descendants are so distantly related from you that they might as well be complete strangers?

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You are correct that it does not. However, that's also not the case here~

I don't know whether to be extremely amused or extremely disturbed. Either way, surely you must have spent as much - or more - time just mapping out their family tree in advance than actually writing the story. Also:

Idly, Stygian wondered if the Ponyville bar was still open and if they sold something strong enough to make him forget that this entire day ever happened.

Sunset's Isekai chapter when?

When the children were sent back in time, I was expecting it to turn out that Twilight and her friends were descended from them.

On one hand, I want to see a drawing of the family tree. On the other, the thought of trying to do so gives me a headache.

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Ask, and you shall receive.
https://imgur.com/kpp0paE
Incidentally, that is exactly as many bubbles as the free version of the program allows before you have to upgrade to the paid version.

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So, to summarize, Starswirl unknowingly bedded his own daughter, three of his granddaughters, and his great-granddaughter. Fantastic.

:derpyderp2: Wow. This got... severely entangled. Though I have to appreciate how it was one of the least incestuous Pillars who actually became a horrific, cursed monstrosity. Equal parts enjoyable and disturbing, and thoroughly surreal. Thank you for it, and best of luck in the judging.

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Thanks! Though I doubt it'll do that well since it's not a sexy entry. Still, it was fun writing this silly idea (even if it got away from me and grew 2.5 times as long as I expected it to).

You're a brave man to enter a non clop fic into an incest contest.

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Gotta find a way to stand out from the rest somehow.

Hell on Earth... But It was awesome!

Just glad that none of the guys didn't punch Starswirl.

I had go back and read several parts of this... twice.. three times ... Hoooo boy.. No.. no.. Starswirl went way past Alabama class incest.. You sure he's not from Kin-tucky? Closer kin.. deeper on in..

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