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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

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Written for Rytex's "bad fanfic readings" panel at Harmony Con 2020, based on a few people in the Discord Chat. (I dunno why I didn't post it last year, but here it is, right in time for Crackfic Storm 2021)

Special thanks to Nebula, StuffMyCrust, Open Skies, Thom, and GreenAppleTea for your suggestions. Also, special thanks to Big Jim Miller, who was at the con, and does in fact know that he was played by Kevin Bacon.

ENJOY THIS CRAP!!

HASH TAG CRACKFIC STORM 2021!!

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 8 )

So, this looks arlight.

I feel much better about mine now after reading this chapter.

*pukes out a rainbow*

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It's more than alright, it's the story that fixed the show!!

This is absolutely horrendous.

Amazing! :trollestia:

I'm honestly more invested in the subtextual story of the mother trying to work out her resentment through pony fiction. I have to feel bad for her kids, but at least they've distanced themselves from such a toxic influence.

But yeah, cracktacular stuff.

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I know, I was just randomly thinking of that thing where people will randomly insert these crazy toxic memes like "you have to care for your parents even if they're really bad people" into stories, and it was like, "I should make her suddenly be my old drummer's crackhead mom"

this is like the... *cough* twilight saga. *cough*
beautiful for being horrible.

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