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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

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This story is a sequel to An Even Greater Warrior


NOTE: this is a prequel, so you don't need to read the other one first. (but you should read it eventually)

[ Action, Comedy, Romance, Weed, Florida Man... THIS STORY HAS IT ALL! ]

Written for the 2023 annual Operation: Crackfic-Storm event.

My name is, like, not important, man. Like, I was once a mere mortal, but like, none of that matters now. Not since I went to that creepy costume party with my best bud, and we met this spooky salesman, and like, next thing I know, I'm in Equestria as the dude I was dressed as!

That's like, totally crazy, right? I mean, like, who's ever heard of that happening to anyone before?? Zoinks!

Anyway, now I'm like a force of nature, man! Like, one so powerful, that like, even the gods fear my wrath...

...But all I wanna do is eat this submarine sandwich and hang out with my pony friends!

Ya know, I think Patrick Rothfuss said it best: “There are like, three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and like, the anger of a gentle dude.”

Well I'm like, as gentle a dude as they come...


Every week, I get more messages, begging I write more of my amazing Displaced Fic, one which boggled minds and destroyed pants everywhere. I hear you. I know what you want. I'm taking what little free time I have to give you exactly that, to give you the story that you've all been waiting for, the continuation of my incredible, amazing displaced fic, that raised infinite questions

That's right... This story is the long anticipated continuation of my smash hit Displaced Fic...
An Even Greater Warrior

YOU'RE WELCOME, INTERNET.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 23 )

I'm not into Scooby Doo, like, at all, but this is some cool stuff

It is. I just hope the author won't disappoint us with a slap of (forever) hiatus, or (dead) incomplete status. :trixieshiftright:

The short description and the cover art combined are just perfect! XD

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NGL, I'm writing this as a joke and don't have any plan beyond "goofy stuff happens", so I don't think it will ever be complete, just occasionally have another chapter get posted.

I fucking love the ultra instinct shaggy meme

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Like, maybe Scooby Doo isn't like, into you either. :V

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Like, thanks man, I thought so too!

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Reah, rucking ruv rit!

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Reah, rite mrore rarroon!!

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It's the only one of its kind...

...since the original that it's a prequel to, at least...

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I was actually watching a bunch of clips of Shaggy to help me write this: he's an underappreciated character.

Part of the concept here is that this guy is basically Shaggy, with only a single character trait changed: instead of a coward, he's Florida Man.

Una

I just love your story cover art!

P.s. Shaggy always pegged me as a classic stoner hippie.

Well, I can't see this going poorly at all... as long as the two-dimensional plot device doesn't try to mix things up further.

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I mean, you probably saw him like that because that's literally what he's supposed to be: that's just the metacontext of the humor that you're supposed to be picking up, that Shaggy is a stoner, possibly getting stoned with all the others, and the talking dog thing might be a side effect of the drugs. They even make direct references to this in the live action movie from the mid-2000s. (which floored me when I realized it was made by James Gunn, considering it's the only movie by him I've ever seen that wasn't good.)

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He might, depending on what sort of interesting ideas I get, assuming I write any more of this.

As I've stated, I wrote this as a joke. That's not to say there can't be a good story here, only that I really didn't have any ideas beyond "wouldn't it be funny to do the ultra instinct Shaggy thing with a Displaced fic."

I can't wait for the story to update and shaggy figures out he is the Ultra instinct shaggy lol. and scooby is the god of destruction.

Ultra Instinct Shaggy in Equestria's gonna be crazy.

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lol, I wasn't planning for that. This was a prequel to the other April Fools story where Shaggy One-Punch-Man's Tirek.

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If I update this more, sure. I have another chapter half-written from the time I put this out, so maybe I'll get around to it eventually...

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Looking forward to it. Finally got around to finishing up Displaced Into Nothing. Hell of a piece. I hadn't looked at it since 2018, I didn't realize you had made so much progress on it.

I figured magic just ran through a lot of calories. :derpytongue2:

Like Zoinks Skoob I'm still only using less than 1% of my power.... Okay jokes aside I hope this turns into an actual story and not just a funny story.

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I'm glad people like it. I actually had a lot more written, I just wasn't able to focus on getting it all together, and I wanted to get something out on April Fools, considering this is supposed to be in April Fools story.

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