"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
One bad day is not a valid reason to destroy a city. Not even if you are an alicorn. At least, this is what the law says. It is not what the law used to say back when Celestia ruled alone and the town south of Canterlot still existed. No one remembers what the town was called, because Celestia burned the records too that day. This means Twilight is stuck having to take her frustration out in other ways.
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I have no words for this
I'm gonna get wasted tonight and come back to this, try to uncover the secrets and mysteries of life through your subtext.
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And that's what happens when you use a Word of command to force Pinkie Pie to make sense.
Which is why we don't do that.
Eh. Made sense to me.
Thumbed and favorited for the titles alone
Ummm...what?
wha?
My screen had a spasm and I haven't even read this yet
Yeah, I get it
Let me guess, twilight was working on something and putting a lot of effort into it and then a whole bunch of her friends got involved and then what ever she was working turned out wrong and when she tried to start over it exploded in her face and it caused her to see sides of her friends that she wish she didn't thus she began to doubt the very concept of friendship she had based most of her life on.
That what I deciphered from twi's crazy talk.
Quoi?!
Damnit...
I laughed the entire time, but I’m going to need to break out the brain bleach.
AGAIN...
Yeah.... no.
Okay
Did she get into the peyote again?
~Skeeter The Lurker
Seems to me like this was intended as a good representation of the "word salad" and leaning on repetitive phrases that are common in the speech of sufferers of schizophrenia.
I like it. It's like patter, but in a blender.
what the hay
Yeah, that seems about right
huh?
k....
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you have the right idea i will join you in this endever to uncover the secrets hidden within the box that is not a box that is empty but full
Moral of the story: That wasn't chalk; that was a cylinder of compressed cocaine and a whole bunch of other recreational pharmaceuticals.
This is why you don't let Pinkie borrow your classroom.
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hello darkness my old friend...
At the end of this story, Discord will end up owing a lot of money on his "there is no creature more chaotic than me" bets.
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Are you doing it again ?
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A sound that is forever unsounded, as spoken by the cripple who is whole.
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is the whole cripple crippled or is the crippled whole whole
Could have been interesting but I think you just having her state contradicting statements over and over doesn’t make for entertaining madness.
What the hell did I just read?
Because it tastes like fish divided by pie.
random is not necessarily funny. i think that this story falls into that trap, unfortunately
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Nowhere does it say this story is meant to be funny though. It doesn't have a comedy tag, after all.
And the story had just started...
And that is your typical school teacher.
...
Great, now we have to reboot Twilight.
I suggest hitting the reset button (aka booping her muzzle).
If you put the box containing your universe in the box from the other universe (which is of course in a box from your universe) then you gotta just reach through and swap them. And of course be very careful with what you do with the box--dont let ponies sit on the box.
Of course, it's turtles all the way down.
I don’t know why nopony understands what’s going on in this story. It’s all pretty crookedbackwards.
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As 9814523 pointed out, this is meant to be a realistic portrayal of insanity. You know, terrifying and nonsensical to the sane.
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If legitimate insanity and the discomfort it causes were the goal I would say the story warrants either a dark or sad tag.
I got the impression that she wasn't talking like that because she was mad, it was because she trying to explain something that is antithetical to the fundimental structure of reason and language to small children. She was also insane but that's not immediately apparent.
Is this a sequel to
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(Minimum H?)
................yes
ishkabible hippy boppity splap slap yygyhyghyghygytgtgffc
isantyugisantiyiyttsansatiyn INSANITY hippity hoppity this sheep is twilights property
( feel free to delete this )
okay so f = 2 and 4 = 2 so f =4 which gets the multiverse then you put the hay in the apple the eat it whle singing the sonic X intro song while drinking malk and playing tic tak toe
this is true insanity plip plop thsi si ym pots
da dadadadadadad da da dada adadaddaad baa plipppppppppy blooopppppppppy stop me
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this is why twilight should not get wings or a castle or a school how did she even get the land to build it did she abuse her princess ness
insert shrugging twilight
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so did we learn anything today
nerp
good now the world will self destruct
wot
KAAABOOOOMMMM
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why
just why
after reading half the comments i can seneticacly say
this is pure random insanty personified who eats 11 and a half pounds of chalk a week
It takes effort to craft a followable insanity. Nice work!
Guessing Twilight's rambling was a huge metaphor for what actually (mis)took place.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Did Pinkie bake with Mescaline again? I wonder how the rest of the staff are doing ...