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Vertigo22


Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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Twilight Sparkle was never one to settle for anything less than the best. So when an assignment called for her to give life to an inanimate object, it was only natural she would do so in the best-worst way possible.

A crossover with Borderlands.

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I CANT WAIT FOR BORDERLANDS 3!!! <3

There better actually be rocket launchers with legs is borderland 3

Well. That just happened. :rainbowlaugh:

Honestly, the best part is that somebody actually thought of this. Some mentally unstable batshit insane unique soul at Gearbox Software actually sat down one day and thought, 'You know what this gun needs? Legs. I want my gun to charge into battle at my side!' And they fucking did it!

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well, after the boomerang one, the one that bounces around before exploding, the one that teleport onto the enemy before exploding, the one that explode twice, the one that keeps shhoting mid-air before exploding and the one that tries to get back to you before exploding, it was the natural progression for a Tediore

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The Bunny has killed me more times than I care to admit.

The best part was when another Teidore digi-structed in her hoof XD

I haven't even started reading this yet and I'm already giving it a like and favorite just for the meme status this thing has already hit alone.

Also, Borderlands 3 hype!

This is ridiculous, absurd, and dumb.

I love it.

Celestia chucked and grabbed the firearm,

Chuckled.

She channeled with in her the same power the conductor of the poop train wields.

Within her the same.

as she took I the sight that she beheld.

Took in the sight.

getting a fleeting glimpse of a sizable hand that ended with five digits that resemble grenades.

That ended in five digits that resembled grenades.

watch as each subsequent explosion created five more grey strands in Celestia’s mane,

Watching as each.

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Same!

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I'm hoping too!

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I hope you enjoyed it! =)

9541140
That person deserves all the promotions.

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That part was written late into the story too, but I realized that given the design of the gun in the trailer, it'd make sense.

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Thank you! I hope you enjoyed it. And bruh, all the Borderlands 3 hype. I can't freakin' wait!

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Thank you, bud. Apologies for not sending this one, it was partially an April Fool's story. ^^

Too bad it’s an epic store exclusive.
Have a like anyhow

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Uuuuuuuuuuuugh. I know.

I don't know why, but the stories I come across today seem to be filled with varying levels of Insanity.

It's funny and I like it.

Fuckin' 2K suits made BL3 an Epic exclusive. Yet another potentially great game offered up to Tencent's spyware, bad business practices, and inferior platform for a little extra dough. Exclusives shouldn't even be in the PC gaming experience, just hurts us gamers... ugh, so mad. I was SO hyped for guns with legs.

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Fucking. I'm angry. I'm so angry.

Not one to leave a door knocker waiting, Celestia answered and greeted reality with an eye that twitched like it was a cicada. She lowered her teacup as she heard the dining room door swing open and slam shut in the span of ‘Twilight Sparkle did something destructive’ seconds.

The description here is gold.

What even...what did I just...wha?

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I'm pretty sure the amount of mind-fuckery that has happened to me in the last day Is going to end with me in a mental institution. Good story though.

you probably know this by now but guns arent a mix of manufacturers parts anymore in bl3

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