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"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

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Celestia, now completely controlled by her evil side, has defeated her sister and trapped the World in an everlasting day, and plans to rule over it as Supreme Empress Daybreaker. She has trapped the Crystal Empire, and made any form of communication impossible for Twilight. The Cutie Map calls for the young princess and her friends to stop this disaster before it's too late.

There is a strong argument to be made towards the Map's lack of a proper understanding of priorities.


Written as an entry in the Season 9 Bingo Writing Contest, based on this prompt.

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"Oh, it's no problem, I like to help," Pinkie replied. "Now I would suggest you two get going, my Pinkie Sense is telling me there's going to be a potentially world-ending catastrophe in two hours and I wouldn't want you two to miss out on your trip because of it." She smiled and kept bouncing in place.

Of course. Of course she would have a Pinkie sense for that. :ajbemused:

I'm honestly somewhat confused with the story, but I guess it all kind of makes sense. :applejackunsure:

I have several questions about the Flimflams' sources for their inventory.

In any case, fantastically bizarre tale. Thank you for a surreal but thoroughly enjoyable read, even if the title is something of a spoiler. Best of luck in the judging.

I enjoyed this story. It was delightfully absurd.

Good job!

Well, that was certainly something. :rainbowderp:

Upvoted for being delightfully zany and managing to keep the cast in character despite the utter ridiculous plot points.

Hahaha I like this one a lot! It was funny, had a good plot, and kept me wondering what in Equestria was gonna happen next. :rainbowlaugh: I especially loved Starlight’s lectures and Pinkie adamancy to bring the cake twins.

If Luna doesnt kill her sister I will be majorly suprised.

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