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Ravenpuff


Puffysaurus Fangirlus, Danish fan artist who dabbles in a bit of writing now and again.

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Princess Celestia, the Divine Motherly figure for all ponies of Equestria. The guardian and spiritual guide to all. So adored, it's a real pain to find somepony to actually get down and dirty with her. And those who do, can be a problem when they don't catch the hint to at least leave in the morning.


Just a short silly story, there is no morale

Now with a reading on youtube!

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 32 )

Do you think anyone would suspect Princess Celestia if she threw him over the balcony?

Stops a little too soon. I wanted to see that guy thrown into the sun.

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Thankya, I aimed to entertain

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Even any eye witnesses would just agree if she said it was a freak accident and she wasn't even there at the time. She was in Prance.

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I really couldn't pick what she should have done to him, so in the end I just left it to the audience to fantasize about whatever they feel he deserves.

and this is the real reason why Tartarus was built

To be fair to the guy: It's too easy to run at the mouth, if no one bothers to tell you that you're running at the mouth. If he keeps saying stuff like that, because no one's told him not too, I can sympathize.

But if he just doesn't respect women, or something (and I suspect he doesn't): He's not a good man.

That was kind of amusing, but I feel like you could, and should, have gone a little further with it.

Eldorado
Moderator

Hey, in the future, try to keep profanity out of E-rated story descriptions, eh? I removed it out of this one, too, so, you'll probably want to revise that sentence so it makes sense again.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

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Well, yeah, Celestia COULD have said something, but I guess if you don't got anything nice to say, you should hold your tongue.

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I don't get the reference, but sure! :pinkiehappy:

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Wait, what profanities did I slip up with?

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Oh, wait, I see. Sorry, didn't realize that one wouldn't be allowed on an E rated story. If my attempted censored version won't be accepted either, I'll try think of a rephrasing. Sorry about that. It was just that the phrasing that way worked so well for me for the description.

But I feel the absolute disapproval on my face, an expression alone that made me able to feel a former student residing far away from here clutching her heart as she collapses into a sobbing mess of apologies for minor crimes I couldn’t care less about.

Does that particular student happen to be a certain Princess Twilight Sparkle?:trollestia:

Eldorado
Moderator

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Yeah, it's better to use some other word. I know profanity probably doesn't bother the majority of people on this site, but, E-rated stories should stick fairly close to the language in the actual show.

Comment posted by Solarfollow deleted Jan 8th, 2019

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"A real pain" would work.

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There are times when holding your tongue is not nice. When by holding your tongue, you're really not doing someone a favor.

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As innocent as the purest snow.

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Noted, I'll look into rephrasing it then, sorry about that. But thanks for letting me know so I can do better.

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Using that, thank you ^^

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Oh yes, that is EXACTLY what that part is meant to reference to XD

We know with Twily's anxieties, Celestia doesn't even need to be present, to somehow shame her into a blubbering mess.

Just making sure you know this exists https://youtu.be/PZEZb6egfGY great job :)

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

We are amused. :3

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It is what I aim for >w<

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