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Also, I give to this story, the....

WILHELM SEAL OF APPROVAL.

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IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART!

Good thing my we're already dead

1. Uhh... I don't understand

I love Dr. House! This literally portrayed him quite well! Onto the next chapter!

tried to get to his feed

1. Feet.

Oh boy... now where's House with those snarky comments when ya need him?

I will enjoy this very much

House and ponies?

This will be worth reading. I thought about making this crossover myself but wasn’t sure if it would be good.

Is he a pony?

>>10292201029220

most likely because the guard did not react to a human

>>10292661029266

I was thinking because of the whole feels better walking on all fours thing.

Must... not... let... head... explode... from  the... awesomeness of House!!!

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK

Nice one!

I bet bits to bagels that Discord's statue is gone and a House statue is in it's place.

Potentially awesome. Now I'm usually against ponification, but such a crossover is well worth giving it a shot.

...I'm not even sure my previous sentence made any sense.

Anyway, waiting for chapter3! :D

I love you for making this crossover. I hate you for spoiling the series finale for House in the description when I'm SO CLOSE to reaching it.

Awww yeah!

Well, this is going right on my watch list!

>>10291631029163

He faked his death.

He was suppost to go back to jail for 6 months.

Wilson had 5 months left to live from cancer.

So he faked his death.

And rode away on bikes with Wilson.

Thanks for all the kind words guys, surprised you guys like it so much. Hope you guys look forward to chapter three. Wish the people disliking give a reason :D

>>10296661029666

Can't believe the likes Wilhelm, never expected this.

Still love the fact people love it, now I can only dream it gets featured.

>>10296681029668

It's the Human haters.

Users who downvote fics that are tagged human.

>>10294261029426

I raise you have bacon waffles that it's not.

>>10296751029675

It should do, if not the main feature, it should get the update feature when you write somemore.

You should consider putting more periods intead of so many commas. Gives the impression they're rushing through their speech, and a little bit of pausing is good for the reader too.

Otherwise it's good. Looking forward to more

>>10291471029147

Guess who came up with the title?

>>10296811029681 Probably so, but it would be fitting considering House.

>>10297811029781

No, a massive bottle of vicodin flying about, would be more fitting of House.

>>10297911029791

Ponified House and Wilson. That's interesting, tho I would have liked to see a House-Lyra debate on humans. Again, this is interesting but you should really throw more pauses instead of commas. Give the readers more calm and pause instead of just rushing through the thing

Forget House in Equestria, just stick Hugh Laurie in there and the story writes itself.

>>10298291029829

>>10294311029431

>>10292661029266

Why are people assuming they're ponies?

>>10296811029681 Yeah, it's funny that our fandom says "Love and Tolerate" while we have people hating fanfic because they have humans. Why do they hate these fanfics?

Because they're not the main characters?

Because it remembers them of G1 because it had humans too?

EXPLAIN HATERS, EXPLAIN!

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>>10299281029928 The guard is completely unfazed at meeting a creature from another realm and Wilson is more comfortable on all fours (plus the little "surprised is belly didn't touch the ground" comment) made it quite a logical conclusion.

If they're not, cheers!

>>10296811029681 Yeah, it's funny that our fandom says "Love and Tolerate" while we have people hating fanfic because they have humans. Why do they hate these fanfics?

Because they're not the main characters?

Because it remembers them of G1 because it had humans too?

EXPLAIN HATERS, EXPLAIN!

http://youtu.be/kx-97uRkzRg

>>10299471029947

You have a basis for Wilson, will not tell you if it's correct or not yet

But what's this thing about house being a pony?

>>10299281029928

Wilson on all fours.

The guard not freaking out.

>>10299431029943

Because most Human fics are/were self inserts where the Human saves equestria and has sex with the mane 6.

Because of this, people have come to hate Humans in pony fics.

>>10299541029954

>>10299641029964

It made it seem like Wilson was a pony, so it stands to reason that House would be too.

>>10299731029973

Stand to reason? Doesn't sound like true House fan talk to me.

>>10299641029964 I didn't dare to hope that you would actually turn Wilson into a pony while House stay human, as it would be way too hilarious to be legal. Actually it's probably illegal. Then again, for House, one more offence or one less...

If you actually planned to do that, I have to salute your insane genius^^

>>10299831029983

Well it will all be revealed in the next chapter, or maybe not. 3 wrong and 1 right and all that...

>>10299831029983  >>10299791029979

Wouldn't House just think he was seeing things again?

>>10299951029995 Haha, remember me my own fanfic, and how I was supposed to show Bon Kurei's shape-shifting abilities "next chapter"....6 chapters ago xD

>>10300081030008 Maybe...Actually, he WILL think that... Which will make it only funnier ("My drunk ass see you as a cute little pony, Wilson!")

>>10300091030009

Oh god, I just though of something.

House (Human) trying to ride Pony Wilson.

House: Mush horsie.

Wilson: House, get the hell of me.

House: Silence horsie, I am 2 legs, king of this vomit comet, NOW MUSH.

>>10300891030089

...

...

...Beautiful...

>>10299671029967 And that's why our fandom can't have nice things.

>>10300971030097

See, if I wasn't so lazy, I would have wrote this.

But I am, so gcsmith can/is doing it.

Meh, I can still throw ideas at him.

WILSON GETS CANCER???!!!

Crap, I guess I shouldnt've read the description without finishing the series...

>>10301011030101

It's more of a reflex action.

You put your hand on a hot place, you get burned, you never do that again.

You read a HIE, it's crap, your read 5 more HIE they are crap, you never read HIE again.

This shall be good.

Very good.

If you can pull House off.

>>10301101030110

And House faked his death to avoid prision.

MUAHAHAHA.

Oh god, House vs. Ponies. This I must read.

Somehow I got featured, I love you guys.

>>10301261030126 yes, yes, that wasn't that much of a surprise. He's like Houdini, only cooler.

Anyway, for the sake of sportsmanship, here's a spoiler for you as well, considering you like other brainiac-protagonist stories.

Sherlock falls and dies in both "Game of Shadows" and the latest mini series, the scriptwriters were just incapable of coming up with decent endings.

MUST READ MORE!!!

>>10301821030182

How you did that, I will never know.

Okay, I haven't even read it and I'm laughing. Just picturing House in Equestria makes me laugh.

Writing fan fiction mode halted.

Engage read mode.

Read mode engaged.

Caffeine levels powered to 70%.

80%

90%

ABORT! ABORT! OUT OF DIET DOUBLE DEW veer off and head for soda machine isle for refuling.

Refueling successful. Caffeine levels rising.

95%

97%

99%

102 % captain, reserves at 80% engage the enemy.

What enemy, its a fan fic. Were about to make first contact

Negative sir. We just received orders to obey the observe the highest levels of scrutiny. If the fic shows any sign of character troll infestation we are to begin rant cycle...

JUST READ THE DAMN FIC AND STOP WRITING!

Negative captain. We have a police officer pulling up in front of reception. Breaking off engagement until situation in RL is handled.

****

Captain, why are you talking in your head?

Why are my ORDERS being taken as a suggestion.

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Why is Pinkie Pie typing on my work computer?

So I'm liking the premise so far. There hasn't been too much interaction but based on what you've got it seems you're writing House and Wilson decently enough. I did notice a number of errors, predominantly using the wrong word (generally homonyms such as "fairy tail" vs "fairy tale", though I admit the possibility of that particular example being on purpose given the sort of puns this community fills fics with). I'd love to see more, but I recommend searching for an editor.

>>10301981030198

Changeling Magic.

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>>10301981030198 Go here and all your answers will be questioned.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/131623

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>>10302351030235 Just the fics? The ORIGINAL SHOW is riddled with similar puns!

Also, agreed on the editor bit ... I wouldn't mind editing this if you like. ^^

>>10303661030366

Cool, I have an editor for my other HiE an OC one, but he is busy with that and others. I really want to keep this fic high quality

Wait, Wilson lost?

Oh well.  I'm waiting for House to be an insufferable ass to Celestia.

>>10304151030415

You know house soo well.

Wait, Wilson won?

Still waiting for House vs. Celestia.

>>10304401030440

He won the challenge, house lost.

>>10304401030440

Why not Houstia.

Or Celouse.

Yeah man, thanks for that revealing description about the end of the series, it's not like I ever wanted to watch season 8 of House what didn't air in my country yet...

>>10304981030498

Meh, you would have seen it at one time or another.

Better to learn it with ponies.

>>10304981030498

Sorry, didn't mean to spoil the series, but it's after the series and part of the plot of the story.

I think that this story needs to be continued ASAP!

I mean, where else can I expect to find a house-FIM crossover?

Oh goddess! I am too scared to read this. How could you send House to Equestria?! WHO THE BUCK IS GOING TO FIND A CURE FOR THE TERMINAL LEVELS OF FUNNY IN THIS PREMISE ALONE NOW?!!!!

>>10305231030523

It's okay INSIDE the story, but not in the description, that shows up on the homepage, since it's featured... You should have given a more brief description and mentioned that the story has spoilers.

But yeah, there's no use crying over spilled milk, so I guess I'll just start reading finally.

House should be a pony. It would be hard for a pony to hold a cane.

But, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

>>10305481030548

Well I didn't expect to get featured, I'll work on a new description.

>>10304451030445

I read Chapter 2, so I do know.  Thanks for telling me though.

I'll prolly read this just because of the medical mistakes that [strike]might[/strike] will be committed.

>>10299541029954 Love and tolerate is something only sheep follow. I'd rather decide for myself and not let some norm dictate that I'm supposed to blindly accept/embrace everything.

>>10306211030621

Medical mistakes will committed of course, I'm no doctor.

>>10306501030650 I know. And it is why I'll read it.

Insta fav, insta thumb, insta marriage.

>>10306211030621

That's why there aren't many House crossovers.

We aren't Doctors.

But you are, so you can yell the right words at us.

So far so good, looking forward to more.

thank you for doing this

Huh I was expecting the guard to react worse seeing a human for the first time.

>>10308771030877

There will be an explanation.

>>10303881030388 Oh sweet! Where should I send he edited versions?

>>10296681029668 I dunno why people are hating on this story? I may not have read it but I can tell it's going to be a wild ride! I usually hate human crossovers but I know this story will make me change my mind. I hope you will make more so I'm not left hanging like some of the viewers here. Now haters stop hating on this man's work, what benefit do you get from it? Sick jerks,but anyway let me stop typing and read this story!

A House crossover!?! Tracked before I've even read it!

God damn the feature box is filled with good ones tonight, I declare an all-nighter!

>>10309051030905

PM them :D

House Goes to Ponyville

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Can't wait to see what he thinks of Pinkie.

Oh man... I;ve been waiting for this crossover all my short life!!! Please make more. MOAR!!!

Probably not gonna read it but the title reminded me of the "Meet the Pyro" song

I haven't watched the show except sporadically. Would you say this is something I can just hop into with no real prior knowledge or am I going to be out of my depth? I don't give a shit about spoilers.

>>10310381031038

I would say you can jump in, it wont be necessary to know he drove through Cuddy's house to read this fic for example.

>>10291471029147 HOW THE MUSIC CAN FREE HER WHENEVER IT STARTS

>>10310071031007>>10309801030980>>10309281030928>>10310711031071

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I have really been waiting a long.....Long time to see a cross over of this

This is gonna be great in every extent of the word, gonna love seeing House have an all out argument with Celestia, Luna or Twilight till they cannot physically function anymore

One thing I would like to see is a Spoiler Warning in the description

>>10296681029668

I hear ya.

I have been waiting for one of these.

This shall be good.  Very good.

...and then Hugh Laurie gets so pissed that he reverts back to a British accent.

I will indeed be watching this. I actually saw the episode you're referring to just the other day, so I feel proud for not being totally ignorant about the set-up here.

The story ended before it got to the interesting part.

...

...ohhh, this I have to read...