• Member Since 16th Oct, 2018
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WhalenJP


Don't mind me, just a man diagnosed with OCD, ADHD, ADD, Asperger's, And Autism looking to write some stories. It Is All Pure Imagination...

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Heya, I'm Sans, Sans The Skeleton. I... Don't remember much of anything before waking up in a pastel colored world full of talking ponies. I like it here, it's peaceful here.

If there are bad guys that need stopping, I'm your skeleton to call.

The birds are singing, flowers are blooming, all I gotta ask is this question to the villains that try and hurt the people that are close to me...

Do You Wanna Have A Bad Time???

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 75 )

You see *puts on sunglasses* if you finish the genocide run then you go for a pacifist run. The pacifist run will turn into the post-pacifist run. Chara will become Frisk at the part where Toriel leaves you a pie in your new home out of the underground. As it said in the story:

"There was the genocide timeline, the first timeline that existed in Sans' mind, there was also The Pacifist Timeline after the first one got reset..."

What I said doesn't even matter since there is no more "playing" after that scene (except the credits).

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I'm just going by what I know of Undertale since I haven't got that far in Genocide Route of the game yet.

Well, it seems like his funny bone is still in Trom-Bone tact after all even if he has a body to lose now in this bone-chillingly weird world with pony skeletons in meat suits.

S•H•O•R•T

Sans looked down at himself, surprised he was a skeleton once again and not bleeding for once since that dirty brother killer stabbed him while he was sleeping.

What? Thats not what happened. What happened was he was stabbed after he tried to dodge the first swing. Fix this please.

This needs to slow down... and please gauge the personalities of the characters properly. Sans is done pretty well but Sunbutt and Lulu aren’t so much

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I don't see them as all no nonsense diarchy like in the show, well there was the Grand Galloping Gala, but my point is that I see them just like any other pony, they are just more older and rule an entire kingdom, so I wanted to let everyone see another side of the two instead of the ones that we do see, ya know? I didn't know there was another side of Celestia till A Royal Problem with Daybreaker showing up practically out of nowhere.

Luna looks to me like Sans, just a bit more weathered after her thousand year time out. Celestia is the more serious of the two, but ready to relax again after her sister returned from the moon.

Do you see the picture I'm trying to provide? I'm actually trying to show that not everyone can be serious all the time. I'm also taking a shot at humor for a change, but I will make it a bit more serious as time goes on, just give me a bit.

Celestia groaned as she got double whammied by puns. Oh Great, looks like I need to get the liquor cabinet unlocked again. She thought as the two started making bone puns.

Heheheheh poor Celestia can't handle the puns.

and you will write a story about the game "Deltarune"?
(Kris, Ralsei, Susie?)

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I actually haven't gotten that far for Deltarune. So... Eenope.

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I tried but the website won't let me do so.

it's very...
very
intersting...
...
yea?
╹◡╹

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Well, I'm pretty DETERMINED to get this story under way. :raritywink:

Almost pity Chrysalis at the moment

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Then they're ALL gonna have a BAD TIME! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! *cough cough* Sorry, I just love making this story come to life just by being creative and flying by the seat of my pants.

“ I am Judgement. I judge people by looking through their SOULS to see if there is ill intentions, and ready to pass judgement on them. In this case, you two are pure, innocent beings with great hearts for all of the world, looking for a way to make life better for everyone. Even Luna, who was taken over by Nightmare Moon is pure, in a way, Nightmare is pure cause she thought she had good intentions like you two, she was just going about it the wrong way.”

Well, that was blunt.

TwoThree reasons I'm starting this;
1) I enjoy Undertale
2) I've been enjoying the other stories of yours that I've read
3) Niyx
Although, the main reason for my skepticism was the short intro... looking at the long intro, I can actually see some potential... which is impressive for someone's first time.
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Chapter 03: A Skeleton & 2 Royal Pony Sisters Walk Into Grillby’s…

Order's wrong. word choice is poor. You, dear Author, need to put some more thought into these chapter titles.
Corrected title: Two Alicorns and a Skeleton walk into Grillby's...

Gold bear? Book of flesh? What are those from?

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:facehoof: Gold bear... gears... animatronic... And i’ve seen so many FNAF theories!!! Asshat:facehoof:

Pranks please, then Nightmare Night followed by visiting the hive

…Try saying that 5 times fast...

No, try this

Ponyville’s premier personal professional pink party pony Pinkie Pie

so punny it hurts,
i guess you wrote this just for pun,
is someone going to get pun-ished?
holey moly indeed

Thinking of Pinkie and Sans, I can't help but remember that fanmade version of the Sans fight Pinkielovania. Imagine anyone having to go up against both of them at the same time.

I was starting to get a little BONEcurious about that.

When I imagine Sans' voice, I would use the voice of Peter Browngardt.

i feel the sins crawling on my back.

Shortest prologe i ever read on FimFiction :rainbowderp: Well... There is a first thing for everything i guess? :pinkiesad2:

How can eyesockets open :facehoof: Than again its Sans... Logic is invalid anyway :applejackconfused:

1000 year Celestia could go for the Dairy but ones somebody finds it she remember it :facehoof: Lets go for the juicy stuff :pinkiehappy:

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She put a ward on it that alerts her if somepony even goes near it's location. Guess I forgot to add that in...

В ходе своего исследования он обнаружил несколько разных вещей: металлическую ручку с прикрепленным к ней светом, который издавал жужжащий звук, большую золотую перчатку с пятью драгоценными камнями в ней, деревянный кубок с большим синим пламенем, двуногий золотой медведь с шестернями и винтиками, и книга, сделанная из плоти и написанная кровью с жутким лицом на нем.

-Sonic screwdriver "doctor who"
-glove of infinity
-goblet of fire from harry potter?
-Freddy's
-Necronomicon
what does all this do in the old castle? Shouldn't it be guarded or in storage? for at least two of these artifacts can be a disaster when used rashly

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he fell asleep and chara tried to hit him but he dodged the first one and got hit on the second swing so he was sleeping just not long

so no one noticed the bone puns in the author's notes?

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