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Princess Celestia has done a terrible wrong to Perfect Order. In vengeance, Perfect Order shall commit the most heinous of crimes.

Mild Inconvenience.


This is for the BronyCon 2018 Writer's Workshop Contest.

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“You shall rue this day, Princess Celestia!” Perfect Order, janitor of Canterlot Castle, cried with an accusatory hoof pointed at the Princess, “Rue it!”

In the words of Chris Knight, "'Rue the day', who talks like that?"

Fun little story!

I'm not saying there has to be, but. If there were more of these little nuisances, these petty annoyances in Celestia's day. I for one would love to read about them. Inconveniencing Tia is always fun!:trollestia: (see!?!? even she agrees!)

I just knew it was because of the sandwich lol

This left a bewildered Celestia sitting upon her throne, eating a delicious rhubarb and cucumber sandwich on rye.

queen shit, love it

Perfect knew, with the mildly inconvenient placement of the couch, Princess Celestia would have no choice but to move it from her path.

title drop and so true, what a devious maneuver!

Right on cue, Princess Celestia trotted down the hallway. She stood tall and regal with her bed mane and drooping gaze.

so regal love her

Perfect fought the urge to cackle as he rubbed his hooves together mischievously. It was thematically appropriate, but he did not wish to give away his position by making too much noise.

love the guy’s genre-awareness

Or stumble over it, as Celestia was known for not being graceful until at least six.

In the evening.

dang She is so relatable!

She could have gotten it dirty with her filthy, filthy hooves.

hey she probably had her metal shoes over those hooves!

Not just any wool though, the worst wool. It

was the worst wool worsted?

She tilted her head as she mulled over the scratchy wool carpets and finally smiled.

augh She is perfection

After several more failed attempts at inconveniencing the Princess, mainly due to the Celestia’s obliviousness or strange tastes, Perfect Order was certain that his latest scheme would work.

seriously how is Celestia so relatable to me? love being oblivious with strange tastes

He had made it fractionally more bitter than the Princess’s usual standard. Surely, it would cause her mild displeasure.

unless Celestia is cool and enjoys bitterness as a flavor note in the symphony of tastes

Celestia looked blankly at Perfect, “How what, my little pony?”

always love Celestia addressing ponies that way

“Ah, so that was the change in my usual tea I couldn’t place,” Celestia took another sip of her tea, “I presume that was your doing?”

“Yes!” Perfect Order stomped a hoof for emphasis.

“Then you have my thanks for a most delicious tea,” Celestia smiled brightly.

She is so perfect

“Do you mean the rhubarb and cucumber sandwich on rye?”

“Yes!”

“It was delicious.”

it did sound very delicious!

With his declaration of war complete, Perfect Order galloped out of the room.

Celestia smiled warmly.

“I’m counting on it.”

ahaha, great way to end it!


this was the perfect little apéritif for the evening and augh, you captured Celestia just so wonderfully! i really enjoyed this one and fell in love with the Princess again, thank you so much Otter

Hahahahahaha all be for the disruption of monotony in a princess' life. Well done!

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