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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Caught in a life or death situation, with all her friends turned against her and feeling completely trapped, Twilight recounts the series of unfortunate events which led to this devastating situation from her secret hideout.Not for the faint-hearted.

You have been warned.

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How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?!

8954297 Hey, :trixieshiftleft: That Dances With Wolves was a great film! Same with Field Of Dreams. Robin Hood has it's merits, I particularly loved the sheriff. Also, um... uumm...:rainbowhuh: Tell you what, I'm a-gonna have to get back to you on that one.

Huk

You have no idea how close to home you hit me with that story :trollestia: Nice one-shot.

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Thanks, I'm glad you like it. :twistnerd: It's good when you try something new in writing, and your readers say it's paid off. :scootangel:

Huk

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No problem :twilightsmile: - it was nice little thing, especially with the twist at the end.

And as a guy who has to fight an urge to commit murder, each time someone changes some routine - I can fully relate to Twi's pain :pinkiecrazy:

I had no idea what to expect with the ending. I thought it was going to be that Twilight was upset that they were changing the organizational system in the library or something! :rainbowlaugh:

Good work all around :pinkiehappy:

You had me going there. The whole time I was thinking some horrible apocalypse had happened when it was actually Twilight avoiding lunch duty. :rainbowlaugh:

Also

Now I can't even finish off a simplistic metaphor!

What Twilight was making was a simile, not a metaphor.

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'Simplistic simile'... :moustache:

That goes together even better! Cheers! :raritystarry:

I knew it would be something silly and mundane, but I didn't expect quesadillas. Well played.

I kind of want to see an epilogue now of the various types of fire, destruction and reality-distortions that are left of the school after forcing Twilight to face a large room full of quesadillas.

For a moment there, I thought that she was talking about how Equestria had turned into a Communist/Fascist nation through democracy and she was in hiding.

Then the scene switched at the end...

It was genious! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

Now I'm hungry for quesadillas.

little dramatic on how filthy men’s bathrooms really are, Good ending to the story though

have two moustaches :moustache: :moustache:

My emotions after reading this:
:rainbowlaugh::facehoof::rainbowlaugh::facehoof::rainbowlaugh::facehoof::rainbowlaugh::facehoof::rainbowlaugh::facehoof:

Dammit, you got me, I thought it was something like she was in the middle of a tirek, changeling, and any other apyctolyptyic stuff outbreak

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