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Alex_


I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

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Unicorn Frappuccino might not like to cover her natural scent, but that isn't exactly helpful when she's trying to pick up stallions. Still, with her good looks and natural charm, how much of a problem could body odour be, really?


Inspired by the 'natural scent' line in today's episode, but beyond that one joke, contains no spoilers for the plot.

I got 'Unicorn Frappuccino' and 'Minty Mocha' from this Derpibooru comment, but I don't know if they have canon names or not.

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Comments ( 12 )

They told me I couldn't write a story based around 'body odour'...

But I didn't listen!

Psh, if I remember correctly it went more like:

Alex: I don't think I can write 1000 words about body odor!

Famous: You can write 1000 words about anything if you believe in yourself!

Alex: But I don't believe in myself...

Famous: Do it, bitch.

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That might also have been how it happened. :duck: I don't remember stuff too good.

But my version makes me sound like more of a maverick, so I think I prefer that.

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Oh yeah, you're right!

It was like:

Alex: Psh, I can write 1k words about anything... even body odor!

Famous: Oh no, dear great Alex... don't try it. It's too risky! *Plays with hair and bites lip nervously*

Alex: Don't worry baby, I'll handle this.

Famous: Oh no! I'm scared! *gets pulled into comforting embrace by the great and illustrious Alex*

Alex: *puts on cool sunglasses* Sit back and enjoy.

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That's better :raritywink:

This story reeks of quality.

sounds like she's taken the No-Shower Challenge.

8907706 Didn't know that's a thing.

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No you smell like perfection.

That was dumb but funny anyways. :rainbowlaugh:

Never thought I'd read a fic like this, but I was bored.

And this turned out to be pretty good! Liked and followed.

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Thanks man!

Haven’t seen the episode where Unicorn appears, but after reading this, I’m seriously considering at least looking up the part with her natural scent. Very nice, short and amusing story. Thank you for that!

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