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I sympathize with Scootaloo. I feel rather traumatized myself and I just read the story. Didn't actually see any of it happen. Pretty sure Rainbow regretted the puffer fish when she discovered it also gets spiny when it puffs up.

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I've traumatized a reader. Great. Yup, I'm sure she regretted that, but I'm pretty sure she regretted the lecture she got from Nurse Redheart afterwards a bit more.

thanks for reading! :twilightsmile:

Update: guys why are there pictures of fluttershy doing this with fish on Derpi? Why is this a thing? Is fish sex something I've been missing out on my whole life? And why are other people as messed up as me? Also, is this a common request? (for those curious, look up hladilnik)

Fish puns are always appreciated. If you think of any, feel free to comment them below! ♥

I don’t reely understand what hooked RD on fishing. She cast away her sanity awhile ago, so maybe she was doing it for the halibut? She’s gonna require a sturgeon afterwards. I’m rather surprised she hasn’t made anemone out of Scootaloo. The little filly must be really crabby after all that. For Rainbow, the day must’ve gone just swimmingly. Aside from the visit to Redhart. Wait. She got out of the hospital. Jeez, Rainbow is a slippery one. The sturgeon ain’t gonna be happy with that shellfish mare.

Huk

"So, here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna lube up a couple fish, and - this is where you come in, Scoots! - you’re gonna help me get them out afterwards. It’s supposed to be really fun!”

Oh, God this is child abuse... or worse :facehoof:

And now I feel like I know what and episode of "Will It Fit" looks like...


I am not entirely sure that finally getting the mature filter button to work again on my browser was a good decision after all...

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Just.. Just take my like while i get me some brain bleach:facehoof:

Oh Rainbow.... you silly silly filly.

This trilogy reminded me of the good times I had in the summer of 2012, when one of my fraternity brothers and I would try to find the greatest shitpost stories to send each other. That's what got me into this fandom in the first place: the moment I moved on from The Spideresses and other stories in the SPAG neighborhood of Peter Chimera and Squirrel King to shitpost comedy stories with standard English SPAG. What a blast from the bast!

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