Spike is still a virgin.
Rainbow tells him why that will always be the case.
Shining tells him why that won't be the case with his advice.
And you can imagine what goes on from there.
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Another nonsensical piece by yours truly.
To be honest with you, there's a drastic difference between the idea I started off with and the finished piece you are now reading. Rainbow and Shinning are the opposing extremes to Spike's dilemma of trying to attract a mare. The former tearing him down and the latter building him off—nicely playing off one-another in the talks of intimacy.
What followed was absolute absurdity. I wish I structured this better, but hey, it is what it is.
Maybe if it gets popular enough, I can make it into a small series. Or not. Who knows? Certainly not me!
In this story Deadpool is gonna kill RD
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Yes.
this is what she gets for teasing spike to much
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Ah, don't worry, Spike! I'm still a virgin.
Oh god... This was a riot...
Great shit.
Frist would be proud, my dude.
Fuck off, Rainbow
Ok, this was rather amusing! I normally find stories that have comedy like all this crude or annoying but this was done well! Nice one, guy!
It's actually magenta. Cadence's is blue.
I can think of one female who can help Spike.
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who?
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A griffin.
Me, too. Doesn't bother me beyond the people that offer to hire a hooker for me. Yes, I have had that happen. From two separate people.
Ew.
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.....Rainbow fuck you
I'm sorry, I don't want to seem rude but I have to ask: how is this funny? It's been featured for like three days now, and I don't get it. Am I missing the joke?
Crackin’ open a cold one with the bois... there now that joke is out of the way.
I got more than a few laughs outta this story. Too bad Spike ain’t gettin’ anything lately. Wait until he hordes a bunch of stuff again. See who’s laughing then, Rainbow.
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Comedy is subjective and becomes unfunny in its explation. This is just utter nonsense, nothing much to it.
Spike : I think you cal help me change that, Rainbow. Do you want to know how fingers feel like?
Oh celestia help me the ending line made me split my sides