Angel is a Centerfold

Fluttershy always told Angel not to get involved with strangers. One weekend, when she was away, he decided not to listen. But if he had never talked with that nice young stallion behind the bowling alley when he went out for a stroll, he would have never ended up receiving that big, fat check in the mail! Well, that and a few copies of the bizarre underground publication he starred in that will surely scar ponies for life – and he knows just who to share them with.

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Brony4Ever1992

Brony4Ever1992 #1 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

Is the title a J. Giles reference?

Equestria Buck Yeah

Equestria Buck Yeah #2 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

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Indeed!

neorenamon

neorenamon #3 · Oct 27th, 2017 · 4 · ·

" My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold "

Brony4Ever1992

Brony4Ever1992 #4 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

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Nice

Equestria Buck Yeah

Equestria Buck Yeah #5 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

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If you're going to do something completely insane...!

Wyrme

Wyrme #6 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

I found this by pure chance. I clicked on the "New Stories" button by accident, then went to my dashboard - then my brain suddenly processed that there was a story named after an old song I'm rather fond of. So I went back, found this, and read it. And enjoyed it.

Muscle_Car_Brony

Muscle_Car_Brony #7 · Oct 27th, 2017 · 1 · ·

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"Na, na, na na, na, na, na na na, na na, na na na . . . "

Neutral Boy

Neutral Boy #8 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

I had no idea someone is referencing an old song to fit in the story title, brilliant!

"Hm, hm, hm hm, hm, hm, hm hm hm, hm hm, hm hm hm . . . " I'm humming the song still.

Also nice DBZ abridged reference.

Aprion

Aprion #9 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

Obligatory:

The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #10 · Oct 27th, 2017 · · ·

...I was about to say "Goddamnit Syeekoh!" until I looked at the author and quickly figured out the song reference this entire fic is... Well, referencing. Hilarious work!

"My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold"

Hazel_Hester777

Hazel_Hester777 #11 · Oct 27th, 2017 · 1 · ·

Discord's reaction, and everyone who got involved in the scream, made us both laugh to death.

Equestria Buck Yeah

Equestria Buck Yeah #12 · Oct 28th, 2017 · · ·

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Shining Armor's reaction was my particular favorite.

PiMan

PiMan #13 · Oct 29th, 2017 · · ·

I think this should probably have a sex tag.

SWEETOLEBOB18

SWEETOLEBOB18 #14 · Oct 31st, 2017 · · ·

For those too shiftless to look it up themselves
Centerfold by J. Geils' Band
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+j.+geils+band+centerfold&docid=608053060404645042&mid=9BE9E2A35A38AA0F96649BE9E2A35A38AA0F9664&view=detail

This time was going to be different! It was nearly a month since he ran into that scruffy stallion behind the bowling alley who said he could make him a star, whatever that meant. Angel really didn't understand what he meant at the time. What was his name again? Animal Lover or something? Eh, doesn't matter. Still, despite how jittery he was, how unwashed he smelled and how tired he must have been, what with his seriously bloodshot eyes, something told Angel that he could be trusted. And if he couldn't, wouldn't that just peeve Fluttershy to no end? After all, she told the bunny more than once to be careful around strangers, and here he was gallivanting................... on his own instead of staying at home where it was safe while she was away for the weekend visiting her folks. Annoying her would be ever better than stardom!

off

He snatched one of the magazines and quickly thumbed through it, curious as to what else the issue had going on it besides him. He saw more things with a bunch of words and some drawings here and there, but he didn't pay them any mind. The nice bowling alley stallion said he was going to be the centerfold, whatever that meant, though Angel quickly and correctly assumed............ where he might be found. He paused at each page here, checking himself out. Not bad. Not bad at all. Several times he had stopped to glance at some other sets of pictures of other critters in poses similar to what was taken of him. He didn't recognize any of them though Fluttershy never really introduced him to anyone outside the cottage save for her friends' pets like Winona and Opal.

"it was" or "it meant"

Now it sat at the bottom of a bunch of bottoms of pigs. She didn't mind digging in the dirt from time to time, but there was no way she was going to go diving into such filth to get retrieve it. Applejack would have a fit and a half. Why'd she have to throw it in there?

~~get~~

However, said peace didn't last as long as he'd hoped. There was a startling bang at the door. Grumbling, he tossed the magazine on the coffee table and went to see who it was. A familiar couple stood in front of him, one shaking off what was liking her banging her head on the door.

likely (?)

Finally gripping the knob firmly, she quietly opened the door and peeked inside, expecting something scary as she typically did. However, this time, it was worse than she ever imagined and sobered............. up in an instant. The frozen mare was met with angry barking, hissing and chattering for her trouble.

"her" or "she sobered up.."

Hazel_Hester777