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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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One day Fluttershy wakes up to find that her mouth is missing. Together, she and her friends must discover the culprit who stole her mouth.

Fun Fact: I wrote all of this on my phone, so please excuse its brevity.

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Comments ( 26 )

Then Douchecord goes to Manehattan and turns someone's family into cauliflower. Seriously, THE WORDING! WATCH THE WORDING!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! :pinkiehappy:

I can't read it now because I'm supposed to be driving but this is clearly something I need to experience.

I find phone writing to be one of the best kinds of writing actually.

2766049 It's an quite an experience. It's like writing by hand, with little room for error and a discouragement for actually going back and making major edits to the story.

"Tell me, Ms. Fluttershy... what good is the Element of Kindness if you are unable to speak?" - Agent Smith

LOVE that title.

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My highest rated story was phone written, waiting in line for a restaurant.

2766082 Damn. Congratulations. :pinkiehappy:

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Actually, no, my second highest rated story :derpytongue2: (unless you count the fact there's no downvotes). But point through.

2765959 I've been meaning to ask: why is your profile pic a puppy with it's head exploding?

Dare I expect a sane and legitimate answer to that question

2766420 Well you see, Star Wars reference, lyrics from a Tears for Fears song, in-joke that only like two people will get, a blatant lie involving me and Eleanor Roosevelt's hot tight pussy, and then I did something that is a reference to an obscure PS1 game that doesn't even have an IGN page.

Fake quote for comedic effect. - Famous Historical Person

I'm quite predictable.

I can spoiler too.

Have you read the original 'I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream'?

2766918 Can't say that I have, although I would like to.


more rp?

2767038 Well, I know what I'll be doing.

If this story had garnered more attention I'm sure someone would have complained on how I'm referencing a very dark, trippy story in the title of a story that's especially lighthearted and comedic.

But then, the story's been seen by like, less than 100 people (not that I'm complaining). But that probably means there won't be any philosophical debate.

Also, have you played Braid?

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Never heard of it.

2767053 It's probably one of the greatest and most critically acclaimed indie games of the 2000s, and arguably one of the best games of 2008. It's a sidescroller puzzle game, but it's so much more than that.

As I talked about in my blog post, many argue that the entire game is a metaphor for the creation of the atom bomb and how its makers wanted to 'turn back time' in order to reverse the damage they had done. But it's such an awesome, AWESOME game. It's short and a little pricey, but it's so goddamn good

:derpyderp2::eeyup::yay::eeyup: :moustache::moustache::fluttershbad::moustache::eeyup::twilightoops::moustache: :trixieshiftright:

If you can write a story, based on these little emoticons right here, I'll give you all, my, imaginary, money. ALL OF IT!

2766061 Just watched The Matrix for the first time in my life. Badass movie.

Comment posted by alarajrogers deleted Jun 20th, 2014

As mysteries go it was kinda weak, I was literally going "Discord is the culprit" as soon as I saw the description, but otherwise it wasn't bad, in-character and all.

4640170 meh i like ooc storys more they r funnyer

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