Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexicolt Armada Sisters Who Are Just Regular Sisters Galloping in a Wagon from an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things THE NOVEL

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Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexicolt Armada Sisters Who Are Just Regular Sisters Galloping in a Wagon from an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things THE NOVEL

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It's on shelves now! Coming this summer...

Daring Do's latest novel has an almost improvisational tone.

A short, silly story in The Sisters Doo universe.

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moviemaster8510

moviemaster8510 #1 · Oct 6th, 2017 · 2 · ·

Flash Notion

Flash Notion #2 · Oct 7th, 2017 · · ·

this... really depends on someone being a fan of rick and morty to actually sit through and read it. that said, the ending was sweet, and I really look forward to reading the original adventure now. whenever I find the time.

FloydienSlip

FloydienSlip #3 · Oct 10th, 2017 · · ·

I see you, Yes reference.

DaveDotExe

DaveDotExe #4 · Oct 24th, 2017 · · ·

Good morning, Fimfictioners, how do you do?
I have a tale to tell to you
One day, I saw an ad that claimed
The Szechuan Sauce was back today!
I crawled downstairs to tell the news
"Mum! Grab your purse and get your shoes!"
The tangy sauce was back for me
From my favorite show, Rick and Morty
I tasted tendies, such crispy treats
And sauce I knew I had to eat
My mummy walked right out the door
Not to New Dad's or to the store
But Mickey D's for tasty chicks
A box of nugs and sauce to dip
My tum-tum gurgled and it tossed
For tangy Rick and Morty sauce
I waited in my Big Boy Chair
Fedora perched upon my hair
I gave myself a tummy rub
While repeating "Wubba Lubba Dub"
My mum returned, bearing bad news
The sauce was gone! I've been abused!
The line for sauce was out the door?
I can't believe this fucking whore
That sauce was brought back just for me
So I let out a mighty REEEEEEEEE
I hurl and spray my pee and poo
Like the funny monkeys in the zoo
My mummy's covered, my mummy cries
That's what she gets for bringing no fries
I shake my body in wrathful dance
And pull down my leaky big boy pants
Year-old cakes of filth and stench
Will sate my hate for this rotten wench
The deed is over, Mummy flees
But still I wait without tendies
My tummy gurgles, my tummy moans
But no tendies wait, I am alone
For this great sin, I blame the crowds
Who swarmed the stores till they sold out
Due to their lust, due to their greed
This boy has no tendies to eat
What freakin fools, their low IQs
Have caused them to behave so rude
The moral, dears, of this tale of loss,
Never forget my Szechuan Sauce.