What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Shining Armor found the Holy Hand Grenade?

Author's Note:

bkam has brought the SHRUBBERY!!!

Chrysalis shrieked as Shining Armor aimed his lob of the Holy Hand Grenade directly at her snoot, wife-throwing style.

"WAITWECANTALKABOUTTHISWHYAREYOUDOINGTHISI'MYOURWIFEAREN'TI?????"

Shining Armor lowered the HHG with a sigh. "You're right. We can talk about this."

Funny bug horse sighed a sigh that sounded like a sigh. "Thank y--"

"Talk about how the killer bunny will be put in this room with you ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygottem!"

Queen Krispylist stared in abject horror as Shining Armor dabbed. He slowly backed out of the room, now donning some cool sunglasses that sorta just appeared and double magical finger-guns. Blame Flurry Heart the iPad kid.

A small white bunny was teleported into the room the moment he slammed the door shut.

Crysalis screamed.

Comments

[Arthor2017]

What if Mrs. Harshwhinny was the one who married to the Muffin Man?

[ScopingLandscape]

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The Muffin Man on Drury Lane?

[Arthor2017]

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The one and only.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if the Elements of Harmony were actually the Elements of Harm Only?

[Juxtaponition]

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Harm a knee?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

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You know, I'd really like to continue, but I'll just link a story that I may or may not be stealing ideas from.
Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Bootlegs.

[Juxtaponition]

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Thanks for the read!

[Rhonie8k]

What if Twilight genetically engineered a Tacocat, a Godog and a Tibbarabbit?

[Juxtaponition]

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Earlier today, it occurred to me that What If...™ is the end result of Twilight experiencing a Strange Mood.

[Ellery Quinn]

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At least it didn't attract the clowns...

[Ellery Quinn]

11890909
Also, You made me think of a fun What-if...

What if the Diamond Dogs broke into the Hidden Fun Stuff ?

[Electrix]

What if-- just hear me out:

Fluttershy the Prussian spy? (The colour, not the state, or the chemical compound)