Rarity stared at Orangejack and her large beehive shape style mane. It was a very large beehive, and she was almost certain that there were actual bees contained within.
Orangejack wiggled her brow. "Darling darling, darling."
Rarity gasped. "Why, I never! Three darlings in a row? What are you? Some kind of Canterlot nobility?"
Orangejack summoned a pair of sunglasses as she (somehow) made a double finger-guns gesture at Rarity. "Right on, my fair maiden."
If it weren't for the incorporeal ether having banished her for unspeakable crimes only half an hour earlier, Rarity would've left the physical realm right then and there.
A lone bee buzzed out of Orangejack's large beehive shape style mane.
"Darling, you have a--"
"Bee, yes, I am quite aware," Orangejack nodded along. "Now please, get along and lay out the carpet for me. I cannot go anywhere without my red carpet!"
Historians say that that was the day an earth pony first learned self-propelled flight.
what if there was a mexican standoff?
Ponies carry around foam finger guns confirmed.
What if
Rainbow DashApplejack always dresses in style. (Wait, Applejack? What?)What if Pinkie Pie was in Baldur's Gate 3?
Well….that was something
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come for the weirdness, leave with the brainrot
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This story makes my brain smooth, almost as smooth as a shark's silky skin.
What if RainbOwO Dash overpowered Sweetie Giraffe by virtue of her sheer OwOity?
What if Youtube spin offs were canon?
What if Big Mac filled the Ponyville reservoir with pop rocks and cola and it wasn't the first time?