Pinkie's eyebrow drifted through the unconfined abyss of space. Slowly, it approached the wreckage of a space station doomed to eventually de-orbit and crash back down.
A singular hair at the edge of her brow brushed up against the mangled surface of the station.
With a dramatic thunk, all the dents of the mechanical marvel popped out, every scratch and tear miraculously healing as the thrusters coughed back to life. The station began to move outward again, lifting itself from its death spiral to once again soar. From below, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash conveniently hurtled straight into an open docking bay on the station, which then slammed shut behind them.
As for Pinkie's eyebrow, it continued to tumble through space.
"Awwww, my favorite satellite TV station is down!" Derpy wailed as she fumbled with the remote.
The channel suddenly came back on.
"Yaaaay!"
"I believe it's safe to say now that we are lost," Luna grumbled under her breath. She stared at the river of boiling rock running past. "This isn't right. The floor is lava."
Celestia stood on an upper part of the volcanic hillside, a grin spread wide across her face.
"Whoops, GPS signal is back, alright let's head home."
"Awww."
With its job complete, Pinkie's eyebrow rejoined the mare aboard the renovated space station.
What if Pinkie stole Celano's pirate ship, only to get attacked by Mickey Mouse (from Steamboat Willie, no relations with Disney) in an effort to turn Pinkie into a musical instrument as they get crossed-attacked by marines from the Grand Line and Cutler Beckett?
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i love how not 20 chapters into what if 2 we're already seeing multiple chapter requests that have titles too long to fit
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Okay, that's a good one.
You're telling me they out one of these in space?
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Yes, the official name for this handgun is YC9, which stands for Yeet Cannon 9mm.
What if Pinkies eyebrow was Batpony?