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It was a truly the perfect day in Equestria. That was, until Chuck Norris kicked a hole in the space time continuum and sent countless fictional characters spiraling into the equine world. Will Twilight Sparkle and her friends be able to round up all of them and send them back to their respective realities? Will the ponies even be able to keep their sanity? Probably not.

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Special thanks to f0xhole, mattdo44, and Last Friday for helping edit this first chapter. You guys are awesome.

I've had the idea for this story series for God knows how long and I'm happy to finally see it up. And best of all, I have a (somewhat) flawless way to decide later chapters so as to keep everyone interested rather than by me throwing random characters at random times. I apologize for the lack of quality surrounding this fic. I usually put much more effort into a story, but right now it's quantity over quality. I need to release SOMEthing. And this has been sitting in the vault for about 5 months now, waiting for an editor or for me to finish a few chapters to start with.

At the end of each chapter, I will post a list of 3 or 4 possible character candidates to be voted on by you, the readers. Sweet, huh? Puts you right in the drivers seat with me. Except I have the accelerator, steering wheel, brake, etc. You're the cup holder. :trollestia:
Here are the first few choices:
1) Dr. House
2) Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter

Ok, only two this time around. If there are any more suggestions, please throw some out there in the comments. I have more planned, but these are my two favorite ideas here.

I'd say Dr. House :rainbowlaugh: That should be awesome.

Still not too sure what I just read. But I'm loving it anyway :trollestia:

You think the TF 2 mercenaries will make an appearance despite being done to death in crossovers?

1418523 I've wanted to do one with an underrated character. While I love Demoman, I found a couple with him. So maybe with the sniper, medic or someone. MAYBE EVEN SANDVICH

I don't know what to think of this at this point. :applejackconfused:

But with a premis like this, this could be realy good. :moustache:

A-CHUCKA-NORRISSSSSSSSS

Ooooh Steve Irwin in his South Park incanation were he only what's to wressle with all the animals and stick his thumb up their butthole. :pinkiehappy:

Not saying he'll succeed with the last thing, but it'll put in an element of danger. :rainbowlaugh:

And because I'm a total bastard also inclued his arch nemises Stingy the Stingray. :trollestia:

This is going someplace that we all NEED TO SEE!

1419228 Bahaha yeah now that'd be quite the story.

"One bright and sunny day Sentry Buster came walking into Equestria. and by walking I mean he ran up to Canterlot Castle and exploded. Everypony died. And the Engineer lost his sentry. God dammit. THE END."

Idk what that was but i loved it. hope there is another soon. that was really funny

Congratulations, u made meh lol.

This is like my soon to be series "MLP Crossover convention"

Well... that was... something :rainbowlaugh: I'm definitely interested in seeing more, especially if our dear old friend Gregory House will be involved :twilightblush:

good sir, keep up the good work.

Semper Fidelis

I want to see House with ponies. Pwease?

I have no idea what is going on here!!! :applejackconfused:
In such a good way!!! :pinkiehappy:

Oh, by the way, the crocodile hunter sounds Australian, so go with him. He should land in Froggy Bottom Bog and start hunting the hydra.

1422240 House, eh? Sounds like a good plan to me :pinkiehappy:
1424318 :pinkiegasp: My God that's a good idea! I had a couple leading up to him appearing in Equestria, but that's just plain awesome!
1420717 Hey thanks buddy :rainbowwild:
1420361 ALL OF MY YES.
1419402 Thor likes my story? encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRKCQ9efMDYcK6U3NUq6o4GsHxf3GxgmIyW_wWqYRsmzs6BYvuuQ

I vote The Flag-Bearer and/or The Burned Man

1428043 YES. He needs to start explaining wormholes to Twilight.

Crocodile Dun-Dee would be a good add on to the collection of Australians, seeing as if they managed to team up causing a second shatter in the universe without the presence of the only material in the multi-verse that could hold them, Australium. But without that material in the new world there lays nothing capable of stopping the combined power of these angry bushmen. Also add Bruce-Lee, the only guy capable of being an equally matched opponent to Chuck Norris, but would find the lingering Australia collective to soon become the dominant force, as nor even Chuck Norris could stand up to them collectively, Chuck Norris must team up with Bruce Lee and several other god-like characters to try and cull the Australian menace. But even as much as Chuck Norris and his team continue to gain allies the Australian threat also grows with numbers. Meanwhile in a small town with a hospital, a collective of characters live out there lives next to ponies and each other in that town, including; Clint Eastwood, all the James Bonds, Marty Mc Fly and Doc who got there with the Back To The Future 1 time machine that needed plutonium to power itself. And then a nice random collective of medics and doctors at that hospital with a weird mixed up sit-com feeling about it with; House MD, Medic (TF2), JD (scrubs), The Doctor who would meet up with his universal pony counter part while explaining he isn't a medical doctor to everyone that talked to him at the hospital and of course Bill Nye the science guy as well. encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwFkcPeew07xjGIVua94Kx9SGg23P2NdepdAJEWaoMZLsg_FkxRg

1429432 ..... Holy crap. I bow to your superior story making powers. And promise to make even something nearly as awesome :rainbowdetermined2:

Absolutley hillarious, the funny thing tough is that just yestreday me an one of my friends discussed Chuck Norris, and we both agreed that while we are not actual fans of Chuck Norris himself nor his movies, we just love the mythos and "legends" about him and how people makes parodies of how badass he really is.

1437957 Chuck Norris as a person though is pretty bad ass, he has done a lot in life. He is a martial arts black belt, he is a Texas ranger, he doesn't like French food and of course he doesn't believe in evolution (Because he is the missing link).

mai brain turned into equstria because this is awesome:twilightsmile:

yay:yay:

CHUCK NORRIS, DUKE NUKEM AND THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND BRAWL FOR FUN. DESTRUCTION ENSUES.

1429432 Throw in some SAXTON HAAAAALE for good measure. :twilightsmile:

2475900 Saxton Hale win's. 'cuz hippies.

Ummmm.can you add that blue thing from Pokemon that always hangs around team rocket and it just wanders around like weirdo and befriends pinkie pie?:twilightblush:

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