Twilight Gets a Puppy
By TDR
Feeling Pinkie Kennel,
Part 1
[Ponyville]
“So my little sis has gotten stronger huh?” Shining Armor smirked. “ I better step up my game if I wanna keep being the over protective big brother.”
“Yes well, Rahs got stronger as well, so you might wind up being the one who gets protected before long.” Twilight smiled walking along with Shining on one side of her and Rahs on the other.
“Woof.” Rahs grinned flexing his arm.
“And yet he still managed to kick your tail when you two wrestled last.” Twilight responded getting a pout from Rahs and a chuckle from Shining.
“So how are you doing with the others, don't worry about spilling anything I already know the full deal with the Summer Sun celebration. How Princess Celestia convinced every one that Princess Luna was just on vacation for this long, and the whole reason she vanished was to go pick her up amazes me.”
“Princess Celestia has a lot of experience manipulating the masses.” Twilight stated with a bit of annoyance in her voice. “ Still all of them are doing fairly well, They've been trying to help me relax a bit... I've been a bit stressed and frustrated lately.”
“Whoa. She blow up anything important this time?” Shining asked Rahs who shook his head.
“Still can't understand him when he talks huh?” Twilight sighed ignoring the jab.
“Just the intent still. Like I know what he means, but not the words... frankly it's kinda weird.” Shining admitted.
“ It is weird. Particularly since both Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie can under stand him just fine and they don't have the connection you do.” Twilight sighed.
“Bark” Rahs added.
“And Princess Luna.” Twilight shrugged.
“Ehh it's fine. So lil Spike's going to school now and has made some friends of his own. That's a plus of moving down here at least.” Shining offered.” I figured after your ordeal you'd do everything you could to keep him away from school.”
“No it was fine I accepted it calmly and with grace and RAHS STOP LAUGHINGAT ME!” Twilight shouted at her taller brother who was calling her out on her bullshit.
“Yeah I'm sure.” Shining smirked
“ Any way with him in class right now it gives us a chance to introduce you to the girls. Applejack will be thrilled to meet you, though a couple of warnings about the others.” Twilight sighed.”Rainbow Dash is probably going to hit on you, just ignore her.”
“I'm dating Cadence.... you think any other pony is gonna come close to her?” Shining smirked, ignoring Rahs making motions like he was whipping something.
“Rarity IS going to hit on you... a lot.... ignore her too or just tell her about Cadence and she'll leave you be.” Twilight continued.
“i am not whipped!” Shining snapped at Rahs before he started making sound effects.
“Whhpssshhh.” Twilight voiced getting a glare from shining , and a laugh from Rahs though she pretended she did nothing.
“Any way.” Shining grumbled.”What about the others?”
“ Fluttershy might take some time to actually come out from under her couch.” Twilight chuckled. “And Pinkie Pie is well.... Pinkie Pie.”
“Woof.” Rahs stated pointing out a figure darting along the trees not that far ahead of them.
“Speaking of Pinkie Pie.” Twilight smiled.
“Is she hiding from something?” Shining Armor asked watching the mare dart along hiding under anything she could constantly looking into the sky.
“I have no idea ,but you can look up random in the dictionary and here in Ponyville some one will have glued her picture there.” Twilight growled. “ In ALL the dictionaries in town....”
“Woof!” Rahs called out catching the pink party ponies attention. Pinkie zipped across the grass like a shot hiding under Rahs as she looked up in the sky.
“Um Pinkie what's going on?” Twilight asked.
“My Tail, it's twitchie twitch twitching, and you know what that means.” Pinkie Pie stated matter of factly.
“No I don't.”Twilight answered.
“Fraid not.” Shinning added as Rahs shook his head.
“The twitching says my Pinkie Sense says that stuffs gonna start falling, you better duck for cover.” Pinkie Pie warned.
“What?” Shining Armor asked as he and Rahs looked skyward into the clear sky above them.
“ Pinkie it's not going to rain... There's barely a cloud in the ….” Twilight began.
TWAP.
“You got a little something on your face there sis...” Shining smirked as Rahs just broke out laughing at the frog now plastered to Twilight's head.
“Ribbit” the frog croaked.
“He just said 'Nice catch' in frog.” Pinkie Pie offered.
“It's Tuesday isn't it? It has to be Tuesday.” Twilight growled.
“Friday actually.” Pinkie Pie chimed.
“What could possibly go wrong?”
Becuse you have taunedted Murphy in thier place they will get into shenanigans.
So many things will go wrong
Though now with shining amour here he might control her a little bit and shield spell to protect her from stuff like bees and falling pianos maybe?
Ooh, burninating Twilight mode will be so much more fun in this story.
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Nonsense… now that BBBFF is here, he's going to be the one subject to the bees, the pitfalls, and of course the falling pianos.
Which will in turn extend his stay in Ponyville while his bones heal. :P
Taunting Murphy for your characters is just plainly evil. Poor shining, he had nothing to do with it...
I think the fact that it actually is Friday just makes all the funnier.
Hope the title doesn't enter the story in some way.
Nothing. If you were to travel Tartarus, and looked for the imp Murthy, somebody would say, he's completely sick, and can't really do much. Something about a storm brewing. He's not sure. He should be better by Tuesday.
You can begin your exercises today because Twilight gonna need that a lot today.
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I feel like actually, things will go better in this version than in canon, because if shining is the one to take all the falling objects, he can put shields up.
Whether Shining can focus enough to make a shield while being so confused by Pinkie is another story...
I think it still going to be shiny armor and rah who take most of it, only for twilight to go full flame mode and some how rah goes that way too,
those words are a curse in some cultures...
yeah and english is one of them
Some capitalisation issues going on, otherwise fun as always :D
Everyone, get to the bunkers NOW!
Dang we may be seeing the coming of Rapidash Twilight Sparkle.
She poked private Murphy you never poke Murphy! And whipped is whipped
Instead of becoming Rapidash at the end, I have a feeling Twilight's going to just straight up mega-evolve with how angry she'd been through this entire story.
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it's what i'm using as a divider for the next chapters. I plan to go back and change all of them sooner or later.
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It was both? yeah i'm gonna go with that so i don't look as bad........
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It won't QUITE go like that......
8810608 Where would the fun be if he did?
8810669 Yep Celestia is just going to stand back and watch.
8810732 After watching the episode there wouldn't have been much to work with. Spike isn't crushing on Rarity and Twilight would have just ignored Pinkies antics and forced the pair of them to talk to each other. Fluttershy was still a model for a bit , but not as long as in canon.
8810733 I think i will call her boat horse from now on because that amuses me.
8810871 I don't think there IS a point where i can run out of dog puns
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8815139 now Now people. This was said in the author's notes not in the story so it's not like Murphy will get in on anything.
Oh.
Wait.
It's my story which makes me Murphy.
And i know EXACTLY how it's going to be. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Hmmmm....I AM rather curious to see how this will go.
Also, why would you NOT put Pinkie's picture like that in the dictionary? I mean honestly!
I suppose it helps that ponies are universally morons.
Ooh, it's branching out
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The fact that you just happened to have/be able to find that second image...
Idc wat day it actually is the moment something weird starts happening it shifts to Tuesday mkay?
Y'know, I don't think I've ever seen shining tag along with the pinkie investigation before, and I've been reading MLP fanfics for 8 years! I look forward to seeing where this goes.
Damn fine chapter. I wonder how the Discord and Changeling event will go...
We know the rough canon, but TDR makes it exotic and so mutch better than the original
So no Hydra, Rapi-Twilight that made some Bronies speculate that Twilight is Celestias daughter or mayor Pinkie Pie sense freak out?
There are some great theories about Pinkie Pie sense by the way.