Twilight Gets a Puppy
By TDR
Apple Bark Season
[ 1 month after Princess, Luna's return. Late summer. ]
Big Mac was not a happy pony.
In fact due to a accident involving a lost bet and a girdle, he was a fairly injured pony. A few bruised ribs from that incident that he didn't care to think of were going to be keeping him out of the field for a while. But that was only part of his issue.
The farm had a bumper crop of apples this season, that would be good in the long run. The farm wasn't hurting, particularly with the declaration of it being a Pony Heritage site. But the bits weren't rolling in just yet. The little bonus from the sale in Canterlot had gone pretty much completely to getting dresses made for Applebloom and Granny Smith for the Gala. After the harvest they would be set for the winter and a bit more, probably even pulling into the black far enough to splurge on a few worn out necessities. Though they needed to get through the harvest first, and therein lay the issue.
A crop like this would work both the siblings and Applebloom after school to the bone normally if all three were available. But Applebloom was to focus on school first, and as such she'd only have a few hours a day to help save on weekends. He and Applejack would be taking the brunt of it. Except now he was hurt and on doctors orders not to do anything for at least a month, and granny was too old to do any bucking. Which only left Applejack working the fields.
This was far too much for one pony. But of course his sister wouldn't listen, she was the stubborn sort. It was not as if they could hire any real help either. Sweet Apple acres was notorious for not hiring temp workers as they could never afford it before. So when the season started most of the help that lived in Ponyville had left for greener and more profitable pastures for the season.
He could ask her friends and with the exception of Rarity he expected they would all help out. Though He would prefer if Fluttershy didn't. Last time she helped, the critters she brought to assist ate half of the crop and tore up a few trees in the process. Granny still went for her gun the moment she even thought she saw a beaver.
Really they should take that old Minotaur blunderbuss from her, but no one was yet brave enough to try to take her pappy's gun away from Granny.
Getting Rainbow Dash to help wouldn't be easy either. That Pegasus was notoriously lazy, and he expected she had a bit of a thing for him. He didn't want to go down that route just in case she got it into her head to trade for a date.... Not that she didn't look good, but there was only so much Wonderbolt talk he could take.
That left Pinkie Pie and that new mare, Twilight and her brothers. Twilight was the better one to ask, Pinkie was the sort who might blow every pony up, or rub soup in every ponies' manes. It was always a toss up.
Still he wasn't sure how to approach Twilight and it was the first day of the season, so perhaps Applejack might get over her stubbornness and ask some pony for help on her own.
Big Mac snorted.
And monkeys might fly out of his butt.
[ Ponyville]
Rahs winced as he hit the floor, a whine escaping his lips as he rubbed his head where it hit the wood. His ears perked as he heard the sound of books and other objects falling off the shelves upstairs and the annoyed yelling of Spike.
Pushing himself to his paws, he took note that his bed was dancing across the floor and he was having a hard time staying balanced. Dropping to all fours he started up the steps from he and Spike's shared room, which had been the library's basement. The place only had the one room upstairs and Twilight had claimed that given how high it was. Stupid unicorn nesting tendencies. Pegasi were bad enough but Unicorn's also seemed to have need to live as high above everything else as possible, towers, multi story houses, and so on, all with the bedrooms at the top.
While he understood it, as he liked high places as well, he had lost the rock paper scissors match with Twilight for control of the room. Why didn't he realize she was going to throw rock?
The whole library was shaking by the time he got up the steps. Spike was vibrating around on the floor trying to gather up the books that kept falling off the shelves. The little drake was growling under his breath as he couldn't keep his feet.
“Woof.”Rahs asked yawning.
“Bout time you got up, help me out here. We spent the last two weeks fixing the library's order and now everything's falling.” Spike snapped.
“ Bark?”
“No I don't know what's going on.”Spike winced as a book fell and bounced off his head.
Rahs yawned and went up the stairs the the second floor balcony to take a look over the town, a slight breeze blew through his navy fur making him sigh a little, it was still far to hot for him, but the bit of wind helped. In the distance he could see a cloud of dust rising from the other side of the river, though from here he couldn't tell what it was. Picking up his sisters telescope as the shaking stopped, he angled it down to see what was going on before looking through it.
Wait no, that was Mrs. Thorwald's bedroom window, was that her wedding ring on the dresser? Never mind, she supposedly just went on a trip.
Rahs readjusted the scope.
A few ponies were gathered by the bridge including the Mayor and Twilight. Applejack was on the other side of the river talking with a herd of cows. He didn't know what was being said, though the cows dispersed not long after Applejack spoke with them. Rahs frowned, noting Winona was with Applejack. He was leery of that dog after their first meeting, she had tried to hump his leg right after she shoved her nose to his butt.
Rahs sighed turning to head back down stairs to help Spike. He'd ask Twilight about it later.
[ One week later]
Rahs looked around the town rather impressed with the set up for the party. He had been a little surprised that the stampede had happened, let alone that it was a real threat. The bridge wasn't that big after all and probably would have fallen apart had the cows tried to cross it. So really Applejack had saved the cows and a bridge, not the town. His observation was not a popular one.
Spike disagreed for another reason and thought Applejack should have turned them away sooner as he had spent several more days fixing the library again.
Still Rahs was most impressed with his sister. She had not only helped set up the party, but was currently adjusting her notes on the stage to give a speech in front of every pony. And it was only a few cue cards too..... oh wait she had more in her saddlebag....... and more in her other saddlebag......Rahs glanced behind him at the crowd, half these ponies were gonna be asleep by the time his sister was done.
“Welcome every pony. Today we are here to honor, a pony we can always count on to help with matters great and small.............” Twilight flipped the card over as Rahs and Spike groaned, of course they would be double sided. “ A pony who's contributions......”
Twilight jerked back as Rainbow Dash suddenly dropped out of the sky knocking her cards aside, hogging the mic.
“Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there?” Rainbow Dash squeed” What and athlete, this week shes gonna help me with my new flying trick and I know it's gonna be super awesome!”
“Exactly!” Twilight snapped shoving Rainbow out of her way collecting her cue cards again. Before she could say anything Pinkie Pie popped up between her and the podium scattering Twilight's cards again.
“This week I get to run Sugar Cube Corner for the first time!” Pinkie Pie grinned.
“What does that have to do with Applejack?” Twilight demanded.
Pinkie looked at Twilight confused a moment before perking up.” Oh Applejack, one of the best bakers ever, is gonna help me! Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for every pony!”
That announcement brought a number of cheers from the crowd.
“Okay that's great, now if I can just make a point without being interrupted.” Twilight grumbled shoving Pinkie Pie off the stage as she collected her cue cards again. Only for Fluttershy to tug on her forelimb. Twilight slapped her face with a hoof as Fluttershy started talking.
“Twilight, I'm so sorry for interrupting.” Fluttershy stated.”But I just wanted to say Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census. Where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's going to help me gather them using her wonderful herding skills.”
Rahs' ears perked up at the mention of bunnies and he couldn't help lick his lips, thankfully Fluttershy didn't see that.
“Anyone else? ANYONE? No?!” Twilight shouted as Fluttershy slunk off stage again letting Twilight gather her cards once more.” As I was trying to say........”
Twilight blinked looking over as Mayor Mare smiled wide at her.
“Arrgh!!” Twilight tossed the cards in the air.
Spike and Rahs took this moment to start clapping and cheering only for Twilight to once more gather the stack of cards in her magic and pelt her brothers with them as she stormed off the stage.
Rahs and Spike giggled as their sister joined them.
“I hate you both so much right now.” Twilight growled.
“Bark.”
“You're right, I hate 'everything' so much right now.” Twilight agreed.
“Hey you managed to make it to a party on your own without freaking out” Spike smirked.” I'd say that's a plus.”
“I suppose you're right.” Twilight sighed, looking up as the Mayor yanked back the curtain to reveal.... nothing.
Everyone stared a moment before a few ponies started to panic recalling the Nightmare Moon incident.
“Applejack's gone?” Pinkie Pie gasped.
“There had better not be another evil pony trying to take over the world showing up.” Twilight groaned.
“Bet it's a villainous farmer.” Spike chuckled.
“The pears! Shall last! Forever!”
Spike, Pinkie Pie, and Rahs both start cackling at the idea while Twilight gave a long suffering sigh.
Applejack took that moment to stumble up through the crowd.” Ah'm here, ah'm here.”
Twilight blinked noting the bushels of apples she was carrying with her and the bags under her eyes. Her brothers stopped laughing as they saw that as well.
“Whoa. She looks like Twilight at level 2” Spike stated as Rahs nodded.
“I don't think I look that bad.” Twilight frowned.
Applejack yawned shoving the mayor out of the way.
“Miss Mayor, thank yah kindly fer this here...award … thingy.....” Applejack moved over to the award.” It's so bright and shiny and... hehe well ah sure do look funny.”
The crowd turned to look at each other as Applejack bobs her head making 'woo woo' noises staring at her reflection in the trophy.
“Level three.” Spike winced.
“Bark.” Rahs agreed as Twilight rolled her eyes.
“We need to help her.” Spike stated.
“I'm sure she's fine.” Twilight uttered as if trying to convince herself.
With a couple more 'woo's', that Pinkie joined in on, Applejack stopped.
“Umm well thank you for helping with that scary stampede....” Mayor Mare stated.
“Sure thing.. ah like helping the pony... with stuff.......” the orange mare muttered before dozing off where she stood.
“Applejack?” The Mayor asked.
“What! Oh right.” Applejack gasped. “Right back to work.”
The crowd parted a little as Applejack drug the trophy off stage with a thud and across the dirt as she headed back to her farm.
“Okay maaaaaybe, I should talk to her.” Twilight frowned.
[ Two hours later]
“So how'd it go?” Spike asked as Twilight grumbled.
“She's working herself to exhaustion trying to harvest all the apples on her own.” Twilight stated.
“Woof?”Rahs asked standing up from where he had been sitting, going to get his coat, ready to leave.
“Of course I have a plan.”Twilight sighed. “We let her work herself to the point of collapse then go in there and help her when she can't fight back or refuse.”
Spike and Rahs tilted their heads looking at their sister.
“WHAT?! “Twilight snapped.”She's super stubborn and refused my offer of help. She's insisting that she can do it herself. So we let her try. It's not like we can go over there and help her now, she'd spend even more energy arguing with us or maybe even trying to run us off the farm.”
“So what are we gonna do?”Spike asked.
“I'm going to get a few books and read up on Apple farming, that way I can be ready to help her with whatever she needs once she gets over herself.” Twilight grumbled. “ I just hope she'll call it quits before someone gets hurt.”
“................................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
There was a loud crash as Rainbow Dash smashed through a window, slamming into Rahs and sending both of them tumbling backwards into a bookcase, sending books flying everywhere.
“SERIOUSLY?!” Spike cursed.
“Woof.” Rahs whimpered.
“Oh you're fine. Is that Rainbow Dash?” Twilight asked lifting the book case off her brother and friend.
“Ow...” Rainbow Dash whimpered.
“ Can I help you?” Twilight questioned.
“I think there's some other pony who needs help.” Rainbow Dash muttered from where she had landed on Rahs' back.
“Applejack?” Twilight deadpanned.
“Yup.” Rainbow Dash sighed. “As a side note, your brother is really warm, fluffy, and comfortable.”
Rahs whimpered as the Pegasus poked her hoof against his back.
[ The next day]
“We got here as soon as we could.” Twilight stated with Rahs and Spike right behind her.
Nurse Red Heart sighed.” Thank goodness, we need all the help we can get.”
The mare pulled aside the curtain of the hastily set up field hospital showing a multitude of ponies laying on cots or on the ground, the sound of retching filling the air.
Rahs was very glad he was upwind given how many buckets were full.
“What happened?” Twilight demanded her horn glowing as she scanned one of the ponies.
“Something was wrong with the baked goods.” Nurse Red Heart stated.
“Not baked goods.” Pinkie Pie moaned from one of the beds. “Baked bads!”
Spike and Rahs took note of a tray of muffins on the table each of them picking one up to look at it. The pair of them popped the muffins into their mouths chewing a bit before swallowing it. Nurse Red Heart looked a little freaked out, though Twilight just rolled her eyes.
“Well?” she demanded.
“Woof.” Rahs stated.
“No magic, but it has meat?” Twilight blinked.
“There's also a hint of potato and a sweet aftertaste I can't place.”Spike commented. “ Like caramelized soda.”
“Well that's enough to start treatment I suppose.” Red Heart blinked sticking her tongue out in disgust as the pair went for another of the muffins.” Meat isn't going to kill anyone but it explains why every pony is sick if there's a lot of it.”
“You want one Twilight.” Spike asked.
“How did this happen?” one of the other nurses fussed.
“Applejack.” Twilight growled, ignoring Spike.
[ The next day]
Twilight frowned as she walked back into town having yet again been run off by Applejack. Seriously that mare was getting on her nerves.
The purple unicorn froze as she looked around town , several ponies were laying on the street whining.
“The horror the horror!”
“It was a disaster a horrible disaster!”
Twilight blinked looking around the town and seeing nothing wrong.
“I don't get it.”
“Every flower destroyed!”
Our lively hood eaten!
“By … THEM!”
Twilight turned away from the Flower Trio to look down the street where they were pointing. A large herd of rabbits was hopping about with Fluttershy darting amongst them trying to get the bunnies to go home.
“Alright that's it.” Twilight cursed hearing someone walk up behind her. A glance back showed Spike and Rahs, the latter seeming far to content with himself.
Twilight blinked then slapped her forehead with a hoof. “How many do I need to tell Fluttershy to count off her census?”
“Woof.” Rahs smirked.
“Eight.” Twilight sighed again. “ I do not look forward to that conversation.”
“Well there is good news.” Spike offered.
“Dare I ask?” Twilight's ears drooped.
“Big Mac came by while you were out.” Spike stated as Twilight whirled around to face her brothers..
“What, he did ? Did he say anything about me, I mean..... what did he say?” Twilight's ears perked up, though she changed her tone to try and act dismissive.
Rahs wasn't buying it and started laughing, at least until Twilight kicked him in the stomach to shut him up as her face turned even more red.
Spike continued on, simply ignoring the two of them. “He asked us to help Applejack. So even if she says no now we can ignore her.”
“Great I have a number of sleep spells I can hit her with while we take care of things.”Twilight grinned.” Rahs go see if Pinkie Pie has recovered and get Rainbow Dash too. Fluttershy is gonna be a bit busy, though maybe Rarity?”
“Woof” Rahs nodded heading off to find Pinkie Pie.
“Seriously sleep spells? Do we need that?” Spike winced.
“She poisoned half the town, hit your brother with Rainbow Dash and sent a stampede of bunnies running through Ponyville. We are past the point where her stubbornness has gotten ponies hurt.” Twilight snarled marching off towards the farm with Spike waddling along with her.
“Alright Applejack enough is enough.” Twilight stormed up the hill with her brothers in tow to where a barely coherent Applejack was kicking at a tree.” Your apple bucking hasn't just caused you problems. It's over propelled a Pegasus, partially poisoned plenty of ponies, and blatantly blanched brand new bushels of bouncing baby bunnies!”
Twilight shoved her face forward getting nose to nose with Applejack. “ YOU . NEED. HELP!”
With a last kick on the tree Applejack was working on a group of apples fell into the panniers on her back and the weary orange pony looked up at the empty tree and grinned.
“Says you! That was tha last tree, ah said ah could do it by myself, and ah did it by myself.” Applejack snapped back.” So how do yah like them apples!?”
“Eeenope.” Big Mac stated slowly walking up the hill before pointing behind him at the untouched north field.” How do 'you' like them apples?”
Applejack blinked looking over at the much larger orchard and promptly fainted.
The four of them stood around her a moment before Spike smirked.
“She took that well.”the baby Dragon chuckled.
Didn't expect that one. I agree with Rahs though. It's pretty funny.
And nothing telling us how the Gala went!
Oh those poor nobles
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This is still the beginning of season 1, the Gala hasn't happened yet.
Prince Blueblood is the same size as Big Mac… as is Shining Armor.
I call Fluttershy with a spray bottle and a news paper hitting Rahas muzzle and spraying him while saying * BAD RAHAS EATING THE CUTE LIL BUNNYS * or angel beating him up for eating a relitive
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Hes going by show order gala happens bear end of se1
Hmmm...Twilight has a crush on Big Mac, now THAT I did NOT see coming! O.O
Rahs - Rainbow Dash's new favourite nap-spot.
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In the show, perhaps. In this universe, he's bigger than them.
Nice chapter.
Err... Rahs, I THOUGHT pony can ONLY throw rock?
I wonder what is the level of her 'flame-on' during Pinkie Sense episode? ( I bet it is Lv999 )
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It was actually a pretty common ship for the first season or two. I believe my favourite story about it had Mac and Trixie racing each other through an obstacle course for the right to date Twilight. It was a tie.
8573498 Gala hasn't happened yet.
8573732 Her brother and her first date. Comparing to a country boy. My statement stands.
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Because it was funny.
That's angry frustrated twilight, not super focused study twilight. I'll have the ratings up at some point.
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Yeah the Mac/light ship is a common one, slightly less common than Twilight and every other mare in the show, but just because i'm hinting right now doesn't mean it's story canon.
You have a wolf as a brother. Fluttershy is an animal doctor. I think she'll understand. Maybe. Kinda. Can't say for certain.
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#ThatsTheJoke
Except for Shining Armor, Fancy Pants, Prince Blueblood, every member of the royal guard...
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Ehh head canon has big mac bigger than most ponies with the probably exception of trouble shoes who is depicted as a clydesdale.
Maybe I'm reading to much into this, but that scene just drips of soap opera style cheating scandal to me. I mean, Mrs, so she's married, wedding ring on dresser, so she decided to leave it for some reason, and she's "on a trip"?
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It's a nod to the old Hitchcock movie, Rear Window. In the movie Mrs. Thornwald was murdered by her husband, cut up and buried in the garden, though he claimed she went on a trip.
This was just a nod however and not a plot anything for TGaP.
I smell shipping.
Some author likes the classics
But it better not be that crappy remake
Sorry, but there's only one true unicorn ship for Big Mac
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I did say Hitchcock directed.
Also i haven't seen a mlp episode since season 4 i have a lot of catching up to do and this story is gonna help that.
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It might make for a fun jab at the cartoon's reuse of the same animation models for the majority of the muscular stallions seen if Spike were to offhandedly point out Twilight has a type. To which either Twilight or Rahs could respond with the obvious comeback.
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Oh neat! I actually had to watch Rear Window in my film studies class, surprised I missed that.
Hehe I get that reference. Cinsding she is half pear haha
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Any straight ship at least get a free point for me.
Careful, Mac. You live in a town with Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle. Either one of them could make that happen. And even you are not big enough to make that a pleasant passage.
That was probably the best chapter yet! Too funny!
*ahem* and I Quote "well what a coincidence, because that's today"... hehe.. nah.. kidding.
Ricewind syndrome..
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What is Ricewind Syndrome?
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I assume it's a misspelled reference to a character from the Discworld series. Specifically Sourcery, wherein the
wizzardwizard Rincewind experiences an instinctual urge to build a tower for himself.This is most likely not a bruce almighty reference, but im going to pretend that it is
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A fictional syndrome from another fic I read that makes Unicorns build towers to hoard knowledge.. and well, be wizards..
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Hmmmmm.
Actually, that seems pretty legit. I only ever see unicorns in higher places in the show with few exceptions. Such as Manhatten, with all the tall buildings; Canterlot, on a mountain with tall buildings; etc.
Firefly reference!!!! :DDDDD
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RHJunior's Great Alicorn Hunt, if I'm not mistaken.
You have hinted at my favorite ship. I am now a loyal fan.
The irony in this is amazing.
Evan almighty referance?
Very interessting character interactions and event path 👍
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Beavis and Butt head i thought.
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They going banana in Ponyville over time i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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To be fair... Big Red is one of the very few stallions...
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Ponys probably are particularly cats with Canterlot ponys as example: Like high places, complain a lot if they dont get there way and ignore expensiv toys
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Exacly what i was thinking!
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Meh...
You mean can't ignore her?
Don't work harder, but do it smarter.
Free offered food is good.
Free offererd help can be as well
Yep... Rahs eat babys, juicy Bunny Babys ... ...
How would a unicorn play paper? Scissors would probably be a curled in leg while rock is a straight foreleg.
I guess Winona might before a romantic interest for Rahs? ...