When The Cutie Map has a new mission, it's quite a shock to find out who it's for. It must be a mistake, or something, right? Can Spike keep Twilight from finding out about it? And if not, how is she going to react not only to being left out of another friendship mission, but whom is being sent instead?
You know this is exactly what I imagine twilight would do if trixie or maud were chosen.
Sequel?
Twilight's like "BUT I'M THE PRINCESS AND I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER IT'S NOT FAIRRRRR AAAAAAAAAARHGHGHRHG"
you gotta share
you gotta care
If Spike's insignia pops up then all Tartarus will break loose and crystal mares will scream out his name.
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Preposterous, Spike isn't even a pony! What would it look like, anyway?
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I believe the most common interpretation is a green flame.
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I have no idea what it would be.
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This?
The sequel should be the maud mission.
Delightfully cruel
EAT THE TABLE SPIKE! DO IT NOW!!!!!
I can't tell who loves screwing with Twilight more, you or her own universe.
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Someone else can do that if they want. Preferably with some knowledge of geology.
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What do you mean? I'm not that mean to her.
*watches the map light up with Queen Chrysalis' sigil*
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Maud going to the Crystal Empire.
Poor Twilight. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. In a metaphorical sense, of course.
Hughbert Jellius' cutie mark appears on the Map.
Twilight: okay, this thing is just trolling us now.
Maybe I just haven't found them yet, but this premise really should be used more.
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If the episode where it actually happened in Season 7 is anything to go by, it's just his head for some reason.