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Octavia Philharmonica has everything she could ever need: A successful career, a loving marefriend, and peace of mind. But what happens when an old nemesis rears its ugly head, seeking to derail her life once again? The old Octavia would have swallowed her anger and moved on. The new Octavia has the influence of Vinyl Scratch, and she wants to kill that mother-bucker.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 73 )

Why are 2 females dating? Isn't that g*y?

895557And what's wrong with people being gay?

895557
1) Gay isn't a curse word
2) Are you homophobic?

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Honestly? I could say something, but Equestrian Deadpool summed it up. Still, might not want to broadcast that again. 90% of the shipfics on here are of a homosexual nature.
TL;DR: STFU, GTFO.

Aaaaanyways, to step off the bandwagon of Hate, let me just say, this story is great so far. Do Want More! :yay:

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I'm endlessly appreciative of you guys defending the subject material, but I'm not looking to turn this into a flame war. Please just ignore Batgirl.

...the victim is, uh... unexpected.

But... this is getting followed xD

This is off to a good start. :pinkiesmile: The war on air quotes will not wage itself, after all!

Guys, pretty sure Batgirl was joking. At least, I deeply hope she was.

As for the story itself, it's awesome, I hate air quotes t-
Wait... "Vinyl WINIFRED Scratch"? :rainbowlaugh:

895678 Yeah, I was used to her middle name being Jennifer :derpytongue2:

895631 I didn't mean that as a bad thing. It's just the way I was raised. I'm sorry I offended you and you're story and homosexual people. I'm just homophobic. BTW, it's a good story. :)

895707 where did you hear Jennifer?:unsuresweetie:

895825 A deviantart comic called 'Limited Edition'

Here ya go! :pinkiehappy:

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Do you guys mean to tell me that she doesn't look like a Winifred? :raritywink:

895932 Now, that you point it out, she does look like a Winifred! When will a new chapter be up? I can't wait to see what Twilight says when they try to kill her air quotes. Clever title too.

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Well, if you're homophobic then you're probably on the wrong site since like over half of this site consists of gay romance stories... :twilightblush:

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Winifred is stuck in my mind as her middle name now :derpytongue2:

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Thank you for putting the breaks on your anti-gay campaign and posting reasonably. I don't like to delete comments.

The next chapter will be up soon. I'm usually pretty prompt about it. :coolphoto:

896005 Well I'm on this site because I like posting pony stories and I don't like Equestria Daily.

896012 Yay!....... anti-gay campaign? I just asked why two females were dating.... Sorry I caused such a fracas.

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Fair enough, I don't like Equestria Daily either :moustache:

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If you were honestly not trolling (which I was fairly convinced of) and asking a legitimate question then I apologize. Still, my comment section isn't the place for that type of discussion. Like others have said, this place is rife with homosexual pony pairings, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch probably being the most prolific.

896042 I think them second to Bonbon and Lyra.:raritywink:

air quotations? why is the bluest of blue hells dose some one get like that over air quotations?:pinkiecrazy:

896070 Perhaps that shall be revealed? :unsuresweetie:

895932 if anything she looks like a Nikki.

896016 what is wrong with Equestria Daily?

896200 I don't really like the whole layout and I don't like all the profanities.

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TIME TO ANSWER A QUESTION THAT WASN'T DIRECTED AT ME :pinkiegasp:

The most common complaint about EqD is that their pre-readers for fanfiction are mostly biased. Personally, I dislike how Sethisto alone seems to have control of about 80% of what goes on in the fandom.

Or at least he used to. Not sure if it's still true, since I haven't been to Equestria Daily in a long time.

895631

Said the Joker to Batman...

896016 It's just . . . odd, is all. The fact that you even had to ask the question, I mean. Thing is, most of the mane cast and most of the popular background ponies are female, and since romance between undeveloped characters is boring, a lot of the pairings in this fandom are female/female. Plus, you know, the fandom's mostly guys. The commonality of f/f pairings is basically accepted common brony knowledge at this point, on the level of knowing what Cupcakes is. That's why people reacted that way; they figured since basically everybody in the fandom is aware of it, you must either be a raging homophobe or be trolling. And the way you censored the word "gay" made people lean towards the former option. In short, you made a simple cultural misstep. It happens.

Anyway, love the story, this is looking like an awesome setup. In addition, THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS. (It is also hilarious.)

This is a really great story. I've always thought that OctyScratch would be a good combination.

Also: "Let's go kill air quotes."
I LOL'ed so hard. :rainbowlaugh:

MOAR PLEASE. Favorited and followed. :moustache:

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I've heard Vinyl's middle name was Agatha (mostly because of the brilliantly written fanfic "The Vinyl Scratch Tapes", which sadly, will never be posted here on FiMfiction because it's a "script fic", and FiMfiction apparently hates script fics)

“Well, if he didn’t want to be my ticket to immortality, he shouldn’t have died so close to my shovel.”
can't.......breath...............laughing...............to hard.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

“FUN FROLLICKING FILLY FUC—”

oh god why

So much laughter! Can't! Breathe! Make it stop! Stomach is on fire! :rainbowlaugh:

Ah, 'Science! Twilight' is always a hoot. Adding to my list of faves for the humor once I can breathe.

Um, I'm not really liking the PONY.MOV and Abridged Series thing you've got going on here. It's your story, and of course, you can do what you like, but I expecting something...different.

can't stop laughing!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: love the theme songs!!

:facehoof:
From the beginning to the end, just :facehoof:
but still funny.:raritywink:

wow, its been a really long time since i read this, and man i can't wait to see what happens on octy's and vinyls quest to kill the dreaded air quotations

Goddamnit, I knew those dentists were up to no good!

PS: A pair of air quotes disliked this:trollestia:

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It technically never died, though laziness was beating its prone, cowering form pretty hard...
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Thank you! :twilightsmile:
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Air quotations will fight back. Octavia will become a force of vengeance after air quotations kills Vinyl in an epic carriage chase scene.
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They even denounce my stories! DAMN YOU AIR QUOTES! *shakes fist at sky* :twilightangry2:

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