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Tyrannosaurus_Tux


Sometimes I write stories.

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This story is a sequel to The Cuddlequest of Earth


Ponies came. Ponies saw. Ponies cuddled with humans.

It was the Cuddlequest, an event that is rare, but impactful. Earth was the target of such a Snuggle-fest crusade. Humanity was subject to the magic of friendship, and that of nuzzling, hugging, hand-holding, and all sorts of other forms of platonic touching.

However, there are a few who question what else might have transpired.

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Quick thing from this Grammar Nazi: every time a new person is speaking should be the start of a new paragraph.\

"You called, Pinkie?" asked Discord. He oriented his floating body to appear prone, with his hands under his snout. Pinkie pointed past Pinkie Pie to the sky-hole and responded, "Yeah. There's a big, weird sky thingy that we don't need anymore. do you think you can get rid of it?"

Should be

"You called, Pinkie?" asked Discord. He oriented his floating body to appear prone, with his hands under his snout.

Pinkie pointed past Pinkie Pie to the sky-hole and responded, "Yeah. There's a big, weird sky thingy that we don't need anymore. do you think you can get rid of it?"

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I have never seen an editing position filled so fast. That has to be a record.

Do more with ponies living on Earth now.

In Scotland, the dream is finally coming true. With her book money, JK Rowling is formally opening the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This comes after a startling discovery that the magic of cuddling that was brought over from Equestria has caused humans to also exhibit magical abilities. The school will be headed by one Twilight Sparkle and will focus on the research, application, and the teaching of human magic. Already, humans have begun to levitate objects, while giggling madly. They also guffaw as they throw fire bolts, lightning bolts, ice bolts, and many other kinds of bolts. This discovery has also launched an entirely new scientific field to be found, and it will be centered around the new school of magic. Many people, donning their new wizard robes, along with Rowling, are quoted to have been saying, " This is the best day of my life! " Read more...

This is a totally acceptable outcome! I'm gonna be in Ravenclaw, apparently.

Potentially problematic consequences of humans gaining access to unremovable, always-armed, built-in distance weaponry of minor to mass destruction?

...nah.

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