Shining Armor is afraid Cadence might be upset that he unknowingly had sex with Chrysalis for several weeks. Instead, she wants to hear all about it. She even has a few other ideas, or mares, she'd like to see him pursue. A lot of impregnation ensues
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Could have definitely kept it as "wat". It adds to the comedy.
ok I have not read the new chapters yet but something i just noticed
you said that Ember would not fit in this story because she is from season 6 and you said in your blog post
well then HOW THE FUCK IS THORAX THERE ? he is also from season 6
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/The_Times_They_Are_A_Changeling
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Well the thing is, Thorax's episode implied that he once worked for Chrysalis during previous events in Equestria, which is why he's working for her here. Ember's episode, on the other hoof, implied that she had never visited Equestria before, or at least not interacted with ponies. So if I do something with Ember in this timeline, I feel like they would have to go to the Dragon Lands to do it.
Unless I do a time skip, and that's definitely not out of the question. This fic is the kind that I could always add another chapter.
Should turn shiny into an alicorn... The prince of surprise buttsex
8210293 That does seem to be one of the things Cadence is shooting for! Also I imagined your avatar saying that and it was hilarious.
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What I do when I'm gagged is hold something in my hand, then if I drop it, it counts as the safe word. It works well for people who are too submissive for their own good, in that if I get too exhausted and drop it on accident, it still counts. At times I'd prefer not to have a safe word, but not having one often results in someone assuming that I want to stop before I do. Pleasure and pain sound an awful lot alike.
The more you know (that you didn't want to)...
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ok i can accept that
Immortal Shining ending in a massive Orgy with Shining banging all the main mares please.
But really, Cadence must be plotting a very lewd life for herself and Shining Armor. A viable means of qualifying his eligibility as immortal or Alicorn Prince can come from... Uh magical potency? But really, do go on, cannot wait to see how Shining takes in on the added shapeshift fun.
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Slightly related: In this world, I’m saying that becoming an alicorn causes a huge surge of emotional lust energy that must be vented. Oh, and since it’s a new body, mares get their cherry back, though usually not for long.
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Yeah it bothers me too now, so I reworded it to not be so out of place.
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Not sure if I’m reading your comment right, but the implication is that Cadence wants to make incest legal for everyone. In this world (and in real life as far as I know), the reason that incest is illegal is because of the deformities that it causes. If that problem is solved, then they no longer have a reason to forbid it. I’m curious though if you know of another reason that it’s illegal.
Considering the nonsensical way pony genetics seem to work, I’m not entirely sure it’d be a problem for them in the first place. For the purposes of this story, though, it used to be a problem, but isn’t any longer thanks to advances in magic.
Hah.
8210293 I could totally see that happening.
8214312 Really? It was this fic. I've only ever heard of Doomie the Changeling through this.
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Ah yes I remember that one. I think that is the first place I saw the name too, but then I looked it up on Derpibooru and found that it was the actual fan name.
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1) I’m not sure how that would be easier than just making it legal.
2) When I say it was fixed, what I’m thinking of is that it was by inserting random genetic sequences, which nullifies the issue of not having genetic diversity.
3) In this version of Equestria, royalty is not inherited, but earned. You can call your offspring princess, but if they want to take your place, they better earn that right. Example: Ember was Torch’s daughter and a ‘princess’, but when it came time for a new leader, he didn’t pass it down to her. He gave it to the one that earned it. That also happened to be her, but the chance of that happening in every situation is pretty slim. Spike and the ponies didn’t seem to think it was an odd way of doing it, which implies that Equestria may work the same way.
At least, the Equestria in t his story works the same way.
Another example: Shining is married to Cadence, yet he doesn’t seem to have the type of power she has. He’s called prince, but he’s still just the head of the royal guard, the position that he earned.
I guess it doesn’t matter, but there it is.
This story is probably fast becoming one of my most favorite fics in recent memory. Keep up the good work.
Nitpicking time!
Did you mean was not prudish?
No, for this you need to inherit Duchy of Prussia and then upgrade it to Kingdom of Prussia. Seriously though, if we are talking about royal titles, FiM is a mess. Crystal "Empire" is as much of an empire as Byzantium was in 1452. But its ruler is called "Crystal Princess", not "Crystal Empress". Still, if we try to regain a bit of sanity, with Cadance being Princess Regnant and Shining being Prince-Consort Luna can only hope for the title of Princess-Consort, which is lower that her existing title of Princess Regnant (which really should be Co-Princess like in Andorra).
Verbs are in different tenses.
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I did mean not prudish! Thanks! Also the other stuff. Do you like to edit? I can never have enough pre-readers, so if you want to do that, private message me.
And yeah, titles are a mess in the show. Celestia and Luna were meant to be queens, but Disney made Hasbro think that queen = evil. Either way, that's just a dumb head-canon I have; I realize that it's not realistic at all.
Who wants to bet that Shining will become an alicorn from bedding so many alicorns?
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Who knew alicorn was a sexually transmitted disease?
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Actually, there is a fic about that.
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Got a link by chance?
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/18786/field-notes-on-alicorn-reproductive-behavior
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See, I would have gone with this.
Every chapter a hilarious joke!
The erotic is fine, but the humor.. sweet Celestia...!
this is comic gold, i still like 'given shape' overall as my favorite kinky romcom/adventure so far but this one makes me laugh harder and longer its more a straight up comedy porno, and there are no jokes quite like sex jokes.
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I'm sorry, what story is that? Is it a book or another on this site?