I don't know why this exists.
I blame myself for this.
...
There is likely nothing in particular within this mess of loosely-related horse words that would interest you.
Please leave.
Contains VERY HIGH levels of Random Tag abuse.
Thanks for 100 followers!
I wish I was there, just so I could see this.
I like cats.
This is just the sort of crack I needed. Wheeeeeee.
8193494 I have very little idea of what the heck I've written.
8193498 - That means it's working!!
PS: Congratulations on a hundred followers!
8193502 Thanks!
you have learned well of the randomness genre. Want to do a collab
You sure did abuse that random tag.
I like to eat Hamburgers too.
ALL HAIL TWICANE!!!
I'm disapointed with the lack of twicane references in this story.
8194062 Sure!
Randomness is key to randomness.
Also, random story is random.
8199847 Yup.
There should be a second random tag, just for storys like this one.
Rarity what are you doing knitting sweaters on a clutch of eggs?
After the doggy barf and hair ball stuff what else could she do? It's a dragon thingy
We're going to have omelets and waffles!
andHAMBERGERS
and you thought Miss Derpy would say WHEN DID YOU TWO FIND THE TIME?
MUFFINS!
How does one abuse the Random Tag?
8202354 ighil;uy#(Q%P*Y!!!
WAFFLE TOAST
8202779 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vinyl Scratch Ultimate Extra Dimensional Pest Deterrent
8202794 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Not enough beating of the dead horse.
I'm not sorry.
8202847 ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Say it again. Random story is random. And, the key to randomness is randomness.
"Pulls out funky glasses"
This had better be worth it. I had to go through 3, 3 I tell you, dollar stores to find these!
uhmmm...
What?
Why am I even trying to make sense out of this?
Also, the number finishes with 34, do the story is mature now. And, please add more hats.
Ooooooohhh. I ran out of random things to say.
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The random tag is huddled behind the refrigerator, chewing on my dust-pan.
You had me at "Please leave."
i shall read this later.