• Published 28th May 2017
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Toaster Waffles Are Magic - TheMajorTechie



This story contains 0% Toaster Waffles, and 100% randomness. Thanks for 100 followers!

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World Ending Disaster #101.01134

The above title’s number, if entered into a calculator, will spell “hello.lol” on-screen. :trollestia:

SUDDENLY, A GIANT METEORITE HIT EQUESTRIA, AND THINGS WENT BOOM!

CELESTIA’S CAKE WENT BOOM!

TWILIGHT’S MIND WENT BOOM!

SPIKE’S ICE CREAM WENT BOOM!

The resulting rift in space and time created by the collision ended up spitting out a few billion clones of a stickman Darth Vader, which ended up flooding the world with badly drawn stick figures wearing crudely made paper helmets.

Twilight screamed.

Author's Note:

And with that, the insanity draws to a close.

Comments ( 3 )

Why am I even trying to make sense out of this?

Also, the number finishes with 34, do the story is mature now. And, please add more hats.

Ooooooohhh. I ran out of random things to say.

You had me at "Please leave."

i shall read this later.

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