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...Or at least that's what the weird demon queen offering you pizza says. Aside from the whole suddenly face-to-face with a demon thing and the murder threats perhaps you can befriend this sassy mare? There isn't much else to do.
A silly story about befriending demons. And pizza. Rated T for murder threats, sass, cursing, and other surprisingly innocent things for a self-insert story. Also, bizarre metaphors. It's extremely stupid, but there isn't a random tag so...
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I honestly don't know what Ice Star's gonna think about this. Although, she did add it to the HiE comedy folder.
Funnily enough, I just had some pizza for dinner tonight.
Fantastic. Pizza descriptions were Grade-A; almost made me wanna buy some myself.
Genderless-demon-horse thing is best demon-horse thing.
Don't you hate it when you half-accidentally and a cockroach
Ew he likes pineapple on his pizza? He really is a fucking degenerate.
8086009 Fixed.
8085492 Indeed Sombra is! It's not like I've written a similar version of this Sombra in other stories... haha...
8086202 Poetry is always appreciated.
8086275 I like how Sombra isn't even though Sombra likes pizza with pineapple as well. Maybe it's a demon thing?
Pizza is a god
And this story is great
As a man who makes gods, I approve of this story.
There is indeed a “Random” tag:
Stories that are very random and unpredictable, generally involving a lot of unexplained occurrences and behavior.
8088032 I think what the author means is that the story is 'safe' to read because it lacks a random tag - which is known to annoy many users.
8089413
That makes sense. I parsed the sentence incorrectly, for which I apologize. I confess the correct interpretation never even occurred to me; the phrasing is rather ambiguous as it stands.
8089423 Indeed.
8089413
8088032
Fixed.
There aren't enough R63 Sombra stories. This makes me sad.
8113216 There really aren't.
It's a delightful silly thing to read
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I'm glad ya liked it! If you enjoyed this version of Sombra and wouldn't mind seeing what it was inspired by/a parody of/dunno you should check out my main.
Dropped.
8895471
Err, dropped what?
Oh, and thanks for reading. If you liked this story, I have an allegedly prolific main account that has written a male version of this Sombra embarking on many a sassy adventure. It might be your cup of tea!
I enjoyed this quite alot
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‘At least it doesn’t’ was me shitting on the tag, not saying there wasn’t one.
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Now wait just a hecking minute here skirts
Tfw you'll never get to be a genderfluid demon
10535680
Yeaaaaaaaaah
My main account has a lotta stories that tackle Sombra and trans themes if you like 'em
10535743
Lemme guess, the ones with Luna?
10535744
Depending on which stories you mean
yes
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Called it!
10535761
Called what, friend? 👀
10535774
Got it right.
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Probably