Some days simply suck. Some days, Celestia just wants to toss her hooves up and set everything on fire. Today is one of those days, and therefore, there's only one thing to be done.
Kill Philomena. It's for a good cause. Really!
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Philomena is best drug dealer.
10/10 this is really dumb
The pace and the jokes were good but I think you could improve by blah blah blah and blah blah blah.
Mid-tier because I feel generous today.
This was stupid and I laughed because I'm stupid.
I like to think it ended XFL style. Initially exciting but fading out of popularity quickly when ponies realized it actually wasn't all that more interesting then normal Diving?
i was smoking a joint while i read this.
8059358 And best drug at the same time. Double play!
8059363 Then I accomplished my goal!
8059386 Yea, one of the weaknesses was I kept feeling myself fall into 'Okay, X then Y then Z' and backing up, going 'That's just boring' and usually that's when I usually backed up and tried to add a dose of Pratchett/Adams.
8059503 I readily admit it was written to be stupid and nothing highbrow beyond that, so I shall take that as a mostly good thing
8059560 Oh, no, he ended up quite dead, I am afraid
8059600 Close enough, though who knows what Phoenix Dust would do to a human? Probably fuck us up good. Maybe kill us. We're not alicorns!
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Whatever would give you the idea I would endorse that how silly!!!
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You should, it was funny. The first part was only to parody typical writeoff comments
8060861 I shall blame SLEEP DEPRIVATION!
You should've titled this "Kill Phil".
I r8 it 8/8 m8.
I wanna see what Twi and Cadance would do when high.
As I don't have interest in drugs, do drugs myself, or ever have done drugs, I tend to shy away from such fics, but this wasn't... that bad. Kinda cute, kinda funny... And I second @abronie's comment of Cadance and Twilight doing something.
Very clever.
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A DISCWORLD REFERENCE.
I read this with a speed-reading app, and at first missed a few crucial words in this part:
I'm glad I went back to look at it again, because it gets my vote for the best part.
This was a delight. Getting pointed to it was one of the better things that came out of the latest Drunkwritening. Thank you for this.
Highly insightful, the both of them.
Would It Matter If Luna Blinked and Celestia's Bathroom Was Flooded With Peaches?
I'm really impressed. "What do you think?" "My hoof is so big." is one of the greatest comedic exchanges ever. XD
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It's been long enough I ought to consider finally getting around to Phoenix Dustier, perhaps.
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This can only end in lulz