Rapid Blink

by michaelb958

Zeroth Last [alternate ending]

"Sharp Quill! Where's Twilight?!"

"She left just a minute ago-"

"Did she teleport?!"

"...yes?"

Starlight shoved the Report on the Negative Effects of Teleportation on Teleporters at him.

"Oh Celestia."

"No, I don't think even Celestia could fix this."

Author's Note:

I blame BackgroundNoise for this.

Comments

[Haysit T Ganaram]

RIP.
Problem with this spin off theory is called flesh eating bacteria....

[spagooleynoodley]

8008236 law of conservation of mass means mass will always stay the same no matter what transformations it goes through

[michaelb958]

8008236 Shush, you. Equestria has enough flesh-eating terrors without you bringing those up.

8014602 Magic.
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[Haysit T Ganaram]

8014602
Different mass.

[spagooleynoodley]

8017449
That doesn't explain anything. if you keep adding mass with no outlet, it will always get bigger.
What has different mass? the bodies? bacteria don't get rid of molecules, they just convert it into other kinds of molecules.

[Haysit T Ganaram]

8018477
What I'm implying is that an unbelievable percentage of it would be converted to a dense carbon gas of various sorts and that it would be basically an unlivable atmosphere...

That said the better question is
WHERE IS THE OXYGEN COMING FROM?!?

[ObabScribbler]

HI there. I hope you don't mind but I liked this story so much I have adapted it into an audio reading on YouTube:

[mastermenthe]

But the copy of twilight made it to her destination, right?

[michaelb958]

8063386
You did what now?

...I don't quite believe it. Someone made a reading of my words.

In case it wasn't clear, I have no problems whatsoever with this.

8063550 Bad news - no Twilight makes it.

If there is no room in the sphere, the next Twilight fails to materialise, at origin, destination, or intermediate containment.

[Mocha Star]

Fan FUCKING tastic story!

The alt ending sucked, but I'll pretend I never read it.

[michaelb958]

8366640 Eh, I can't please everyone; feel free to disregard one of the endings. I appreciate that you appreciate the rest of it, though

[Zaknel]

Force of habit!

[darklight731]

...It`s not all bad. I mean, what is one more body on the pile.

[Discoris]

Only Twilight is able to create full blown civilisation only with her own copies and corpses as materials