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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 35 )

why does it feel like there is more? *snerk* subtle joke is subtle

Ooooooh Bendy :rainbowlaugh: hahaha

7950611

Can't see your image.


7950589

I don't know if I'll add more.

7950624

awww, ok...

ill just use my imagination! :pinkiehappy:
but it wont be as good if you do it

Looks like bendy is going through a penis phase.

7950623

What did you find funny about this one?


7950643

A big penis phase.


7950636

No promises.

He has yet to be asked if he likes the penises of the other princesses!

7950678

I'm pretty sure his answer will be no.

7950646
Ooooh, that's a bit difficult to explain XD
Hahaha

Huh... Not how I expected it to end....

7950723

You expected him to be banged by massive futa penises?

Meh, it's starting to become a stale meme

Comment posted by Bendy deleted Feb 15th, 2017

7950751

Bendy is a stale writer in general. Note, this is my second anthro fic.

7950726 Surrender, raped, or something. I have come to learn that, if it's a Bendy fic, it probably has sex in it 99.985% of the time.

flash of light out from nowhere.

Would it sound better as 'light from out of nowhere'?

she had to be at least twelve foot tall.

is it not supposed to be feet?

Now, be cool, sand up and bend

stand

Oh, fuck. I’m doom,

doomed or is he now Dr. Doom?

closed your eyes to try fall asleep.

try and fall asleep..

I liked this. It just got more and more absurd as it went on.

7950886

You sound like you're offended.


7950899

Thanks for pointing them out.

7950646

A big penis phase

Not sure if commenting on the time of the phase or the size of the phalluses you're using.

Don’t be a gay faggot.

Every time you use this line, coming from a herm with a dick longer than my arm, I crack up.

I will not have you cum inside me, Rainbow Dash

Reversed internet jokes are best internet jokes.

With that, they vanished with flashes of light, leaving you alone.

>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected

I'm still waiting for my surprise-penis Chrysalis chapter.

7951011

Glad you enjoyed this silliness. I should try make a Chrysalis futa joke story.

7951025 Chrysalis: Soo-prise!

7951025 I really need to write a stupid story like this where hard exams are like anal sex for Twilight Sparkle and it's the only way her nerdy ass gets any lay :P

Hmm, the story has not failed to crack me up and make my day.
I would do anything to take Anon's place and I would accept it

The story's pretty good and continue to live up to my standard of what your stories are.
Also, Anon could have died by snu-snu if he continued!

7951237

All you can do is try, try at least.


7952447

I'm pretty sure they would cast protection magic on his anus and all his insides. That's what I did to explain how a human could survive a dick thicker than his own torso going inside him.

7952719
Yes I know, magic is and will be the solution for anything and everything
Plus I'm sure they wouldn't want to be responsible for his death

But that'd be a way to go; on Anon's tombstone
"Died due to getting fucked by XL sized penises and not using protection"

7950751 "Starting"

Poor rainbow, having the little sissy clit among her friends :trollestia:

Well...That happened.:applejackconfused:

s1

7952719
I was expecting this to be a version of the Dr. Seuss book, Green Eggs and Ham, but with amazon anthro ponies with big dicks trying to convince a male human to have sex with them.:rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:

What a work of art.

Anon's either asexual or just a normal straight man

Why don't they bend over huh?

fuck it im dessprate enough

with a pair of balls the size of basketballs. [...]
huge basketball sized eyes, and ridiculously large breasts the size of beach balls.

Heh.

You closed your eyes, to go back to sleep. Clearly something was in that fast food you ate earlier, no way was this happening.

A wise decision.

“No! I will not bend over!” you shouted, jumping out of your bed to run to the door.

He is simply not bendy enough to bend over.

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