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ok, i laughed. bravo
What self respecting human would avoid sex with Equestrian Ponies?! Fuckin' casual...
Best. Ending. Ever.
10/10 would read again.
And it's all true! ALL TRUE!!!
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I LOVE IT!
10/10 would read again
Never was a more pure tale of love, struggle, and redemption told by man.
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A non Clopper. XD
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Yes, it would bring it would bring tears to your eyes wouldn't it?
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What?
Well I guess a trollfic of bad HiE clopfics would probably be better if I actually read clop, but oh well.
Best line EVER.
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Futurama inspired that line. And the word 'sexfully' is also from Futurama.
I can never get any of your stories.i don't know why
I'm going to go home now, and fantasize while masturbating and crying over you, and wish as if you did have a Pony fetish."
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, whhaaaattttt
I was expecting this to be dragged out a lot longer than it was. Ah well.
You know, these are starting to grow on me...
This story, it all makes sense now!
4301020 Do you have the link?
3sexy5me
What a misleading title.
>Not wanting to cum inside Rainbow Dash?
Hmm, I wonder how yours truly would fare with these human-fetish ponies?
~The lizardman likes to think he's a sexy stud muffin
I'm adding "sexfully" to my personal lexicon. Also, I don't understand the concept of your premise. I do not. I do not, sir. I do not.
You should've made it rhyme.
Green Eggs and Ham and shit.
Odd, but funny.
When you don't clop, you get sent to Equestria. When you do clop, you get to sit at home alone.
Guess I'm going on a field trip.
......................................... i'm giving you a like and a low-key fave for this. That is all.
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Nah, just a one shot. But I openly give permission to anyone for others to make their own (better) version of this and expand on it if they wish. Sequels, prequels, alternate versions and the like etc.
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I know. It's heresy!
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Zapp Brannigan is the man that said that word.
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'Sexfully' In Episode 'Love's Labours Lost in Space'
Leela: Look, are you going to rescue us or not?
Zapp: [on screen] Can't you ask a little more ... sexfully?
[Fry and Bender make encouragig gestures at Leela.]
Leela: (sexfully) Please?
----
'Spooning' In Episode Spanish Fry
Zoidberg: Bender! If you wanna sleep in the tent tonight, you're welcome to join me and Hermes for a little "just friends" spooning.
4303402 - So it was from Futurama.
Well, now I love you.
Long live clopperism
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Now, that's a religion I can get on board with. XD
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You see it's me, Bender.
4303564 - It has been quite a while since I've watched Futurama. I do recall Bender being my hero, though.
ackward and short but i ended up liking it
4303402 LOL
Thanks 
lol this was quite silly and the ending had me laughing so much.
Well, you got me to read. Enjoy the thumbs up. Can I have the past 5 minutes of my life back now?
Well then this line tells me what kind of brony you really are.
'Humanized'
this is art
4300821 Dat comment, Dat avatar
I can see why annon would be aprehensive at this one pony relationship is ok BUT ALL OF THEM
I THINK I'M GOING MAD
I-I just don't know anymore
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I genuinely like this quick read. The only reason why I don't give you a like is because not only was this too short, it was a one shot. This deserves more than that. I think it would have been funny with a few chapters of funny slice of life of him trying to avoid the affections of overly affectionate ponies. Then, if you have to include (or conclude with) clop or the implications of clop, end it with him in a massive pile of ponies, zebras, gryphons, minotaurs and maybe even squeeze in a changeling or two in there.
tl;dr
MOAR
eeyup. its random. its funny. moving on
What the absolute fuck did I just read.
Seriously, though.
Wat.
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Another good reason why I openly give permission to anyone for others to make their own (better) version of this and expand on it if they wish. Sequels, prequels, alternate versions and the like etc.
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That's my favorite kind of HIE.
That was terribly written and had me thinking what the Fragonard the entire time. Still put a smile on my face and made me laugh, good job.
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That's a good approach. If I had any vivid or complex imagination or great story telling skills or strong wit, then I'd gladly take you up on your offer. Sadly, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to do it justice.
It's a good fic, I hope someone will; I'd hate to see this as just a little one-shot.
What ?