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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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I approve of this. Make more

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More? As in she finally gets a Human lover?

It be funny to see a clopfic, with this Human obsessed Celestia.

If anyone wishes, I allow others to make their own (better) version of this and expand on it if they wish. Sequels, prequels, alternate versions and the like.

4244296 yeah. It started out cheery and even a bit comedic, but the sad ending threw me off. Don't end it so suddenly when you have so much to expand on.
I'll admit I didn't really like the details so much, but the overall idea intrigued me.

anonymous we require your assistance yet again.

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Huh? Explain why?

That was interesting. I found one little mistake - you probably skip "o" in "Hoofgle Chromare"

4244296 You know this will be a good first chapter for a long story, where a human (shy and scary) gets teleported to Equestria, but not any Equestria this is an Equestria where to can find several ponies with human fetish.

Think about it this way, we have many fics out there about bronies apearing in Equestria, the ponies in this universe don't have any idea that they are part of some cartoon show in our world.

In this case it will be a human (not a brony, and he doesn't know anything about the ponies of the show) getting teleported to an Equestria were the humans are part of a show, or fandom like furries, and there are several mares who would like to have sex with a real human in their fantasies (including Celestia).

Just thinking about the awkward situations that will develop, Oh Boy and the lols :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

so would that make Celestia a "fapper"? or is there no semi-insulting term for ponies with a Human fetish?

4244296 There are many hilarious ways this could go(for example her getting a human that would be totally disgusted by the idea of fucking a horse, or one that only hears a real life horse sounds as the ponies talk), or you could just keep it as just hilarious one-shot reversal of roles of more cringe worthy aspects of brony culture.

Next Chapter: Celestia found rumors on the internet that Lyra finally constructed a portal that lead to a world of humans and Celestia made it her mission to seek out the mare and her portal, even if it goes out of her way as a princess. But what she doesn't know... is that the world of humans Lyra discovered is overrun by mostly females and the female ratio outnumbered males by a whole lot, making most of them... well lesbians. Eh I don't know. You totally need to make another chapter, this chapter alone won't cut it mate.

Celestia with Human Fetish = Epic Win!
:rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

The fact that Tom Selleck and Pierce Brosnan were not among the sexy posters is a large plot hole.:trollestia:

This is the saddest story EVER!:raritycry:

The story would have been much better if the guard actually was to come in with Celestia.

That would be pretty interesting...

I feel sorry for celestia... Perhaps you should add a sad tag

Celestia should yell at the royal guards for not getting an erection in her presence. It was Cadance's action that told Celestia just what she and Shining armor had. I don't think it's about how cum-insidable Rainbow Dash's butt is, it's just her being Rainbow Dash.
Wai-Wait. How in the Seven Hells does SHE get cum on her keyboard? Girls don't aim upwards.
Celestia belongs with Gabe Newell.

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Oh, she would be heart broken if a Human would never love her. More buckets of ice cream for her to eat I guess. XD

All the more reason, more than just me should make their own version of this story. I want to see more stories where Celestia has a Human fetish.


4246361

Hey, it's a joke. Plus if I add the sad tag, this surprise twist at the end will be gone.



4244724

Yes, there's many things that this type of story could explore.


4245485

Much better than that other Celestia ... who know the Human hating one from The Conversion Bureau.

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Celestia (shouting at the Royal Guard) How dare you not get an erection in my presence!

As for the keyboard. She must have came on her keyboard while standing up then. XD

Celestia belongs with Nicolas Cage.

4246987 If a human never fell in love with her would she just sit on her fat ass all day eating ice cream, watching bad human porn, fapping and letting her glorious ass get bigger every day? Would she fuck a woman? And I was expecting a Space Balls poster somewhere, but she probably eats Spaceballs the breakfast cereal in the morning and defends her kingdom with Spaceball the Flamethrower.

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She might have to use magic to make her ass less big. XD

In another universe maybe, she's likes women. She clearly heterosexual in this universe.

And in another universe, a Human is teleported into her universe and he's clopper. And she lives happily ever after. XD

4244367
I think he's referring to 4chan's Anon character.

4244367
well she wants a human cant think of a story about a certain person use anonymous because it would be short sweet and to the point.

This is oddly sweeter than I thought it was going to be. Still stupid-silly, but sweet.... I guess :applejackconfused:

4247234 Can't people just use Joe, Carl, Dix? Any name but ANONYMOUS?! That's really lazy of authors to just name their character Anon.

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Girls don't generally aim...

Position has everything to do with it. (though I'm even a bit puzzled at how to get such an angle, unless she was upside down in her chair (or on a laptop.)

This was amusingly well written for being on a phone

This seams interesting... However, can someone please tell me, is it "safe" to read without getting your jimmies seriously rustled? Because I don't feel like reading something with to many... Details... :twilightblush:

For no butt was more cum insideable than Princess Celestia's butt.

Butt!:rainbowwild:

Haha.... This was ridiculous. It was more funny than nasty really, and funny because it parodies the people who wanna have... Well... Sexual interactions with ponies. I also feel kinda sad for the sinister princess.

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It doesn't have too much in the way of "details" per se, especially compared to some of the stuff I've read, but it does mention the act via having the princess clop to "human porn." Don't read if you get offended by the notion, even if it isn't the focus.

The focus being the fact Celly is obsessing over humans the way the outlier bronies obsess over her.

4252332 Yeah, I read this already. It was a bit disturbing, but mostly hilarious.

Is it dumb that I read stuff like this and wonder where Celestia gets all the DVDs, merchandise and stuff? Last I checked, there wasn't a Wal-Mart in Equestria. :twilightblush:

I'd love to see more stories like this. Anyone can make their own version of this if they want.

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Two words: parallel universe.

4253291

I know. I just fixate on strange things. :pinkiecrazy:

Great, now Celestia and Lyra can work together to try to somehow find a human

This needs more zoidbergs.And nicolas cage.

Not sure how I feel about this

4258805 agreed needs more zoidbergs

Just what the fuck.

Forever alone

And now the unthinkable happens ... a human appears, but falls in love with Luna.
Oh how jelly celly will be

4286501 Butt Stallion says hello

There were toys of Humans and posters of famous manly men on the walls of her room. Like; Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, The God Emperor of Mankind, Commander Shepard, Nicolas Cage and Minsc.

Hey where is Isaac Clarke? With the shit he has gone through, I would have expected him to be on the list of manly men.

Comment posted by ReverseBrony deleted May 5th, 2014

I don't know wether to laugh, clop, or feel sorry for her. I'll find a way princess. Soon

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