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Huh... That happened. Well, I'm off to buy a new pair of sides from the Mexican body traffickers down the street...
4425999 I will need a pair of those please.
4426118 They do a two for the price of one deal for trusted customers, we'll grab a pair together!
Dude, maybe you should try writing something else. I enjoyed this, but not nearly as much as the last three. You can keep writing these, people still seem to get a good laugh from them. But I just think that you could make something truly awesome.
Why can't I stop reading these? I don't even clop!
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Sorry for your sides.
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Also sorry for your sides too.
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Hmm. Yeah, maybe. Depends on how free time or ideas I get.
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Don't lie to yourself. Rainbow Dash will be angry with you.
4426249 Sorry.
We don't give him enough work on Spectrum and the side stories.
We should correct this manner soon enough
4426442 *Shrugs* I don't like Rainbow. What do I care what she believes about me?
I have the weirdest boner right now. On one hand, we're talking about Nicholas Cage, and on the other, we're talking about killing everyone.
Then on a third hand that I
severedborrowed from someone else, we're talking about the magic of magical humanxpony sex.Decisions, decisions...
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"Oh no work." Sighs. "Well, time to put on my serious face."
I literally have no reaction to this.
I didn't laugh, not even a chuckle, not even a "hey this is funny" thought.
I didn't hate it. I didn't snort, grumble or roll my eyes in annoyance.
Knowing you, I didn't raise an eyebrow at the supposed strangeness of the story nor did I frown in disgust because SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS EEEEVUL.
I did not find anything wrong with the grammar or the syntax, but it wasn't stellar either.
I didn't think this is a bad, nor a good story.
I didn't think at all, to be honest.
It's hard to explain.
I just don't get it, I suppose.
Strangely arousing. I got... umm... something to take care of at the moment. The likes were not the only thing that raised while I read this.
NONONO WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS FOR REAL, SHIT!
HERESY!!!oneone!!!!!11
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I think the OC is a little drunk if not hungover with some serious self esteem issues
this is a parody, isn't it.
4429489 mankind's emperor still rests n the golden throne. Let us slay these heretics in the name of the God emperor!
4487662 Its funny.
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Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Batul Brothas!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
4547523 L. O. L.
4547516 i know
4566461 Or do you?
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Nonetheless, you should slap yourself for misanthropic heresy. XD
Seriously, I'm glad you liked it.
5516445 Justin Beiber? Maybe you need a new villain...How about the Westboro Baptist Church?
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Josh stop kicking the door.
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Kifflom, brother brother.