Misanthropic Human
Penis..
You were crying and masturbating with your small inferior human penis. Your life is meaningless on Earth, humanity sucks and your inferior human penis was far not as big as a cartoon pastel pony 's penis from My Little Pony Land... Equestria. Oh how you wished you were a pastel horse from Pony Land. But you weren't, you're a fucking evil human. You wished that the ponies would kill all humans, because all humans are evil and need to be eradicated. No, not kill. But turn all humans into ponies, because humans are violent, barbaric savages that don't deserve to exist.
Yes, you were a cynical, whiny misanthropic piece of useless shit. You spent most of your time; crying, masturbating, whining about humanity, and watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Because you had absolutely no life whatsoever.
In fact, you were such a misanthropic piece of shit that even the compassionate, kind, noble, tolerant, merciful, proud supporter of human and pony sex known as Nicolas Cage, aka the God Emperor of Mankind was thinking of putting you on his death list.
If only humans had gigantic penises just like the ponies, then there would be no war. But humans had small penises and therefore was doomed to destroy itself. Since you were a misanthrope, never once did you think that maybe another sapient species had committed the same sins, if not even worse sins than Humanity. But nope, as far as you were concerned Humans were the most evil things ever. You knew the only way to save humanity, by turning all humanity into ponies. It was truly the only way to save humanity. No other way was an option. The pastel horses from Equestria, were clearly 'superior' to Humans in every way, therefore giving them the right to kill Humans, by turning all Humanity into Ponies.
Unfortunately, for no apparent reason you were flung across time and space into Equestria. Thankfully, these ponies weren't a bunch of misanthropic pieces of shit like you. In fact, many of the ponies had a human fetish.
You ever so gracefully made a show of yourself by continuing to masturbate in public in front of every human and pony as you walked through Ponyville whining about humanity.
"Humans are evil!! Why are humans and ponies friends here? Ponies kill all humans! You must kill all humans! For they will destroy you. They are jealous that you have giant penises."
The ponies in humans glared at you angrily for being racist.
"Listen to me! Humans will destroy you, you must kill all humans. Genocide is justifiable on evil humans."
The angry ponies and human were at breaking point, they may soon become an angry mob that might want to kill you.
Fortunately for you Princess TwilightSsparkle came towards you glaring angrily at you.
"Listen here you fucking racist piece of shit. Us ponies will never destroy an entire species. No matter what crimes they committed. If we were so stupid to agree yo what you say we would become a bunch of egotistical, elitist, racist, arrogant warmongering lunatics that would make the Reapers from Mass Effect proud.'
"But humans are evil!"
"Want to have sex?!" she said sexfully while looking at you with bedroom eyes
"Of course I want to have sex with you my sexy horse!"
Twilight took you by the hand, lead you into her library. took you up upstairs into her bedroom.
She pulled own your pants to reveal your massive mighty penis powered by magical pony love. She smiled and then the sexy purple alicorn began sucking your mighty penis.
And to make things even better Rainbow Dash flew in looking at you with bedroom eyes. You gasped in joy, you just knew you wanted to cum inside that.
"Cum inside me Anon!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
You pulled your terrifying mighty penis out of Twilight Sparkle's mouth and stuffed your mighty penis inside Rainbow Dash's magical pony pussy. Thus you began the process of cumming inside Rainbow Dash.
You slammed your terrifying mighty massive monster cock into the rainbow horse. You continued to slam your mighty penis into the sexy pony, her pony pussy was so sexy. As you continued to fuck Rainbow Dash your misanthropy began to wither away. The power of Rainbow Dash's sexy cunt was freeing you of the evil misanthropic demon Justin Bieber that had possessed you.
You were now at breaking point, your penis could no longer withstand the power of human and pony love. Thus you came, your cum poured into the rainbow pony's sexy cunt.
"Oh, Anon! That was awesome!" she shouted.
But you were not done yet, you still have to cum inside Twilight Sparkle thus you turned your still mass erect pingas to the sexy pony. She squealed in delight at how massive your mighty penis was.
The sexy pony princess turned around and showed you her big sexy butt. You slammed into Twilight's butthole. She was so tight truly you were in heaven fucking this sexy pony up the butthole.
"Oh, Anon! Please cum inside me!"
"Of course I will milady!"
"Please cum inside me soon! I love you Anon! Your penis is so mighty! Human and pony sex is best sex. I'm so happy you learned the errors of your ways! Know that human pony sex is best weapon against the forces of evil! I feel so proud that me and Rainbow Dash have redeemed you."
"Twilight sparkle I have seen the light! I am no longer a misanthrope! I want to cum inside not just ponies, but humans too. I am no longer a useless piece of shit."
You were close, you were about to cum inside Twilight Sparkle.
"Oh, Twilight! I'm close!"
"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Anon, cum! Cum inside mmeeeer! Meeeer! Cum inside me! Fill me with your human cum!"
You came inside Twilight Sparkle, your cum poured into her butthole.
And so with the power of human and pony sex you were no longer a cynical, whiny misanthropic piece of useless shit.
End