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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 49 )

This make no sense at all!:rainbowlaugh:

6240871

She's an invincible pony that likes to be shot at with guns.

It makes sense...

6240874 shuld i call this gun porn? I think i shuld.:moustache:

6240917

Romantic gun sex this story is.

Did you enjoy the story?

6240924 4/5

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Well writen.
Good diatel but culd be better.

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Short and no story.


A gold idea whold be a ful on story woth this in the end.

I for one whold like to know why/how he have a machine gun for a dick. But hey its your story. Do what you want.

I take it Celestia was looking to bang?

6240990

Yes.

Have you not read the story?

6240994
Reading it right now. I often comment before reading.

6241002

i hope you find it humorous.

6241008
Already I'm amazed at how she can survive a grenade blast in her stomach. Yet another testament to her immortality.

6241012

That's foreplay for her. XD

6241022
I figure I gotta post this:

6241026

Someone (or me) gotta write Heavy Weapons Guy X gun loving Celestia shipfic like from this story.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Okay. :rainbowderp:

*face hooves*i should've gave you the idea of shooting celestia with guns and mist is a gun packing gives no shits alicorn that will shot those who piss him off or force themselves onto him like celestia did and he did tell her that but you know how stubborn she can be

6241054

This story strange to you?

6241125 it is. However I am sure that I shall see stranger things in the future.

I did not even have to look at the author to know who wrote this. i just saw the story description and was like, god dam it bendy.

6241367

What's so 'wat' about it?


6241168

Damn I'm predictable.

Did you enjoy the story?

624146 THIS A MASTERPIECE! GUNS ARE LOVE GUNS ARE LIFE!

"Screw me on like a suppressor."

6241608

Don't try this in real life.

Glad you enjoyed this.

Sixteen socialist fucking liberals must have read this story.

6241674

Yeah.

I hate those guns hating bastards.

6241691 Perfect Celestia gun

Orgy:rainbowwild:

sorry I just think it fits with the story..:rainbowlaugh:

6241691 I find this picture very fitting with this story.
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I regret nothing...

6241759

Yeah, I'm sure she would love that gun to shoot her. XD


My story is ridiculous. XD

6241038
YES.

DO IT.

DO IT FOR THE SUN GOD.

Oh the shit I read XD hehehehe, this was perfection...
Lordy lordy XD

Nice job.

6241788 LOL! XD hahahah!

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I'm..... not sure...... FUCK

This is your best work.

No, really.

6242071

I might need to research a bit more if I do it.

Haven't played TF 2 in a while.

If that fails, try get someone else to do it.



6242371

Nothing like making love to an invincible god pony with a machine gun is there?


6242847

You think? How?

6243377

It doesn't have the exact same plot as almost all your other ones!

:pinkiehappy:

6243387

I guess that's true.

6243377 Nope, nothing like it at all 8D
HAHAHA!
Bazinga.

6243400

Still though.

This story is so stupid.

6243642 Yeah, but in a good way XD
Its stupid in a way that makes ya laugh, and funny!
Fupid! :D

6243377
How 'bout a prompt: Heavy's looking for Sasha (his gun), only to discover that Celestia's doing lewd acts to it. After seeing that massive bubble butt of hers, Heavy decides to give Celestia her fantasy of being pounded by $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.

In the end, she has to pay a massive sum for the munitions he expended.

Well, it's better then about 90% or so of everything else I've read recently. .. upvoted...

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I now plan to write this. But don't expect it any time soon.

6466778

I eagerly anticipate it.

This is now my fetish. 10/10

6243677 its stupid, but its soooo stupid it drops off the derpy-o-meter into the hilarious section at the top

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