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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Mass producing CelestiaXhuman fics.

I approve.:moustache:

Once Again The Random Leaves Me Speechless.

Her enormous, plump, fat ass was so massive and beautiful that she needed to cast a healing spell to stop the human known as Maurice Richards from dying by a heart attack due to witnessing such a fine booty.

WHO?

Despite my growing understanding that anything done by Bendy is going to be atrocious, I keep coming back to read this stuff every time. I fear I have lost hope of finding a cure.

Guess I'm going to read the next one, too. :pinkiecrazy:

I think he should make a three way with HumanxTwilightxCadence.
He could make that weird yet funny VERY fast. And we all know that's why we read his stuff.
Or it is for me anyways.

hat if Princess Celestia was a pornstar?
Well, this is my view on her being a pornstar. What about you?

Now I understand why she always rush on humans.
Also, thank you for it:

"LICK THE CAKE OFF MY BUTT YOU SEXY HAIRLESS APES!" she boomed in the traditional royal canterlot voice.

6479364
Could be fun, but Cadence is married.:fluttershysad:
Maybe better replace Cadence by Celestia and make it like study session, where Celestia teached Twilight how treat humans right.:trollestia:

6479425 You forget this is Bendy we are talking about. Bendy can do anything!
Plus he has already made a CadencexHuman fic.:pinkiecrazy:

6479452
He made it like a threesome, HumanXCadenceXShining.

Bendy can do anything!

:eeyup:Yup, trough I think sometimes that Pinkie breaked 4 wall and bites him.

6479464 Then make it a orgy! Include all the alicorns! Has he done that yet? I need to check.

6479761
He did it in his previous story with Nightmare Moon. There all mane6 as alicorns and royal sisters, except Cadence, she was not here. It great story, but he cutted the sex scene from it.

6479941 Yea :ajbemused he has kinda used every idea out there.
Has he done role play with RedHeart yet? He might have with him and 127 stories.:unsuresweetie:

6478595

Yes.

Sunbutt worship continues.


6478691

Hopefully I can up with some more.


6479149

You must find them funny at least, maybe?


6479364

Not into incest. It rubs me the wrong way.

Maybe better replace Cadence by Celestia and make it like study session, where Celestia teached Twilight how treat humans right.

Celestia tells Twilight to eat lots of cake to fatten up her rump. Teach magic to grow a human penis and the magic human on pony buttsex. XD

Now I understand why she always rush on humans.
Also, thank you for it:

In this story. Not the other stories.

Well, she did rush on human in quite few of mine. But she was not a pornstar.

"LICK THE CAKE OFF MY BUTT YOU SEXY HAIRLESS APES!" she boomed in the traditional royal canterlot voice.

I take it you loved that line?




6479972

I don't think I have.

6480131 You must find them funny at least, maybe?

Why else would I keep coming back like a crack addict ashamed of himself? :unsuresweetie:

It's horrible that I enjoy something of this nature. That is not an easy reaction to garner, nor is the addiction to it.

In that regard, kudos.

In all other ways...there's something wrong with you and I will keep watching until I figure it out, or my eyes bleed. Whichever comes second. :pinkiecrazy:

You sir.........(inhales deeply) are a true ass man. I salute to you

6480131

Celestia tells Twilight to eat lots of cake to fatten up her rump. Teach magic to grow a human penis and the magic human on pony buttsex. XD

Exactly.

I take it you loved that line?

Yup, I love this line. Maybe because this reminded to me of one of the dreams with Celestia. Where she baked birthday cake for me, then slowly sit on it and asked me to lick it from her butt.

6480131 Speaking of cake, I just turned 17 yesterday.

>> Bendy have you ever thought of a story of Nicki Minaj going to Equestria to try and prove she has the biggest ass. Celestia then shows her what true power is (and by power i'm referring to booty).

6478972

This man.


6480536

Sounds like an awesome dream! I want a dream like that!


6480785

Sounds good for a funny story.

Elu

DICK IN A BOX!
DICK IN A CAKE!


Oh, I like your silly stories Bendy. Clop plus silliness plus OOC equals double fish, we all know it.

this story takes the cake! :pinkiehappy:
literally! :facehoof:

ba dum tsss!:trollestia:

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