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This was weird.
Story says incomplete.
Oh please Rush dont leave me hanging here waiting.
Tell me that you are going to continue with this story. Unlike you previous one called http://www.fimfiction.net/story/176846/make-love-not-conversion-bureau
*Looks up kegelcizer*
*Finds Futurama videos*
Figures. Also I find it quite humorous that you can spell kegelcizer right and somehow get Ponyville wrong.
Im sorry everyone... he keeps getting out.
YOU! GET BACK IN THE BOX! YOU SCARING THE NEIGHBORS!
May god almighty help the US government if they take away pony porn. Some bitches gonna die when that happens. It probably never will but still. Just saying
very nice
So many spelling errors! I blame the porn messing with your typing fingers/hooves
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Phone.. not good for typing.
I'll fix those errors once I'm home from holiday.
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I'll try. If not, I'll allow other writers to make their own version of this story if they wish.
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Yes, it was.
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Hey phone, very bad Internet connection where I am on holiday.
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I don't like that box!
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It would be world war 3! XD
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Exactly, with no human porn there will be blood.
I find it strange that LYRA, of all ponies, would be against human porn.
Instafaved
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I did that as an ironic twist.
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Thank you very much, glad you liked it.
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Hell, I didn't even read it yet and I know I like it.
I don't think I've ever hit the fav button as fast I did here.
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You think premises is really good? If by chance this becomes really popular, I would love to see other fan fiction arthurs' version of the story.
Take note I need to edit this.
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Well here's hoping I don't disappoint.
Take note, I need to fix the errors I made using my phone while away from home and on holiday.
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What did you find so funny about it?
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the entire thing, i can't wait to read more
confiscate
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Other than some paragraph's being broken, not all that bad considering it was from a phone. Nonetheless this was pretty good, although I would like to see a sequel or another chapter where Twilight and those whose private, sacred stash of human porn was snatched from them.
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What was your favorite part?
Please, be patient, I can't promise a update. I'll try though.
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I'll consider doing that.
And yeah, I really need to fix those when I'm home.
Also if anyone wants to make their own version of this story, they can go ahead.
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i think i will have to go with the Lyra scene just for the sheer irony of it 
that's a hard one...
Anyone else imagine Zap Brannigan narrating this while they read it?
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The word "sexfully' give you a clue?
Aaaaaannnnnnndd that's why you never attempt to wipe the "dark" side of the internet.
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss off the Lone Ranger, you don't mess with Batman's mask, you don't piss in the wind and you don't take a pony's porn. I think this story has great comedic value even if it is rather different.
I believe you meant "discarded".
*are
The world will run red...
Lyra's the first to die obviously in this apocalypse.
it is idiotic, retarded and the spelling is terrible but i find myself craving more
Now bring in the humans.
4891928 I totally disregard the floor.
4897173 Good.
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Errrr, I'm not sure if I should.
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What did you find so funny about it?
4898185 idk, you would have to ask my blood alchol level that
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"Dogs shall be seen eating cat food"...brilliant!
The *plot* thickens!
Ponyvile... Pony Vile. Vile, synonym for: foul, nasty, unpleasant, bad, disagreeable, horrid, horrible, dreadful, abominable, atrocious, offensive, obnoxious, odious, unsavory, repulsive, disgusting, distasteful, loathsome, hateful, nauseating, sickening, disgraceful, appalling, shocking, sorry, shabby, shameful, dishonorable, execrable, heinous, abhorrent, deplorable, monstrous, wicked, evil, iniquitous, nefarious, depraved, debased, contemptible, despicable, reprehensible, gross, godawful, lowdown, lousy, scurvy.
Not sure if typo,
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or done on purpose for this fic.
Because Equestria has those now!
This whole story is insane... and I kinda like it for that. Especially the part with Lyra. Way to play with headcanon.
who* not whom
This entire story is stupid!
I like it!
Write more!
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Thanks for that.
Well, since I've come home, I have fixed a few things. But I wouldn't say it's perfect.
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I have plans, to make the to make it even crazier if I ever get down to it.
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If you ever read any other of my fan fictions, you would find most of them are indeed intended to be stupid.
Kill it with fire!
My dog fucking loves cat food.Your point is moot.
I read this on a larf. I was half-way through and I really didn't want to like it.
But I did anyway. And now I need to know what happens next.
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Thank you.
Hmm, I'll try to remain witty and less (a little anyway) dumb as I usually write.
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danm , on hiatus? would have liked to see this fic....