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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 31 )

8066129

Ah, the Mass Effect dialogue wheel. I miss that one so much.

What did you like about this story?

Dammit, Bendy. You've come full circle, to where a nonsense story on April Fool's Day seems like just another story. On the other hand, this is totally something Cadance would do. Hell, she probably does have this power, given her canon ability (the one that earned her princess status) to change the emotions and feelings of ponies.

8066132

This didn't take too long to, but I'm glad I made it today.

Did you like this silly story?

8066138

Anything else to add. Your post seems pointless.

8066135 Well, the ending amused me. Even though I guessed that it was Cadance pulling the metaphorical strings, the fact that it was outright stated was a nice finishing touch. A bit off-put by Rarity being magically manipulated into copulating with a being she doesn't like (btw, Jack's description reminded me of Fry, but that was probably on purpose). Again, the ending kind of made it up and got a bemused smile from yours truly.

Ah, it feels like a classic Bendy, what universe would it be without some contrived horse lovin´. This one came with a twist, he actually had a massive cock this time! :pinkiegasp: But all in all, I liked it!

8066331

Thanks mate. I'm the one and only Bendy.


8066316

Not all the humans in my stories have small penises.

8066561 Very true but from my perspective that was the theme so to speak from when I started follow your stories, it was merely a jest kind sir!:moustache:

As soon as I saw "Feminine voice" I knew it was Cadance. Who else would be shipping people against their will.

did anyone notice that this fiction is a third person (IIRC in the earlier paragraphs)?
sorry for reading failure

Fucking Cadance and her damn rapey mind magic

8066140 no that was pretty much reaction, "K then." :pinkiecrazy:

Another funny story by Bendy. :rainbowlaugh:
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Nice job.

8067279

I know, but at least both victims didn't really want to do it, so there's comfort in that.


8066773

Someone gotta report her.


8067682

Oh no, this will end badly.

Did you find this funny?


8067903

What did you like about it?

8068028 The entire story, but also near the end when they were forced to make out again and finally accepted it.

Me and my friends make up jokes like that with each other if we had the ability to force people to do stuff beyond their will.

It all started with Avatar: The Last Airbender, the water bending ability, Blood Bending.

Damn it, Cadance

Oooohoohooo Bendy, you silly man you :heart: Hehehe... this makes me think about the ships I've done XD hahaha!

God show man, Jack is pretty accurate to how I am irl... save for the beer and unclean part XD
Nice

8066129
LOL :rainbowlaugh: Maaaan... I need to play that again...

Drink beer.
Masturbate.
East junk food all day...

I can relate. We need more of these anti hero's in your sagas Bendy!

Sincerely, do a whole series. Gives your protagonist character. Remember onions have layers!

CADAAAAAAANNNNNCCCCEEE!!!!

I believe this is one of the best you've ever written.
I would give a slow clap, if I wasn't straight.

8147120

What did you like about it?

8147162
I've been wanting to write this for a while now. Not with Cadence, mind you, rather with the 'narrator forcing them to fuck', Pinkie being around and breaking the 4th wall yada yada, but I don't have what it takes to write this kind of stuff, you do.
Your humor just fits this kind of story so well, it's like pottery.

This is just dumb, stupid, silly fun.

Top freaking kek! :rainbowlaugh:
I would just have loved more of a fight between them before the end.

That pretty much sums up shipping.

poorly underdeveloped human, at least in terms to who exactly he is, as in he has little to no backstory other than being a raging alcoholic. At any rate, this human somehow found himself in Equestria and did pretty much nothing but drink beer, masturbate and eat junk food all day. He never showered, he rarely went outside and was truly a productive member of society.

Add blind and this would be me

The Monk

DAMN IT CADENCE

I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard

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