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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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*Bends over, spreads cheeks, and bites shirt*

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You are a true manly man.

Why am I scared to read it?

Me: "Are you sure I should do that?":unsuresweetie:
Rarity: "It's okay darling. It's fine!" :raritywink:
Me: ... "Okay!" :pinkiehappy:
...
Rarity: "Oh shit I killed him. Oh well, he was a good boy." :duck:

that title though, gets right to the point don't it

I am thoroughly weirded out. Even if I was prepared for it.

“Oh, you are so gay,” roared Rainbow Dash. “Even my brother who is a homophobic asshole bends over for Rarity. Plus everypony knows it’s not gay if she has a penis.”

I couldn't say truer words myself.

As a HUGE rarity fan, I approve of this. :raritywink::raritystarry::duck:

Y'know looking at your user name, one would think that this woulda been your first fic.

Guess I'm a heretic, cause I want Rainbow Dash as far away from me as possible

No, wait! I am usually the one on top! Noooooooo!

[Likes it anyway]

[Vigorously pretends not to]

Rarity Wants You To Bend Over

Bendy

Ohohohohoho, I see what you did there. Jolly good.

how could anyone deny anothers dream?! so sad,

7280193 Because you have working survival instincts mate.

Wake me up

“No deal! I’m bending over!”

i think there is a spelling mistake here

7281365 SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!

You'd think the same story over and over would get boring. You'd think that.

Don't change, Bendy.

Oh, yay, the same exact Bendy story again. :T

“But it has been Rarity’s dream ever since she was a little filly to cum inside a human male's anus,” said Twilight, looking at you with pleading doggy eyes.

.....Many years ago.....

"Mommy when I grow up I am going to cum inside a human male's anus"

"Thats nice sweety"

Here's how I handle that. "Rarity if your cock goes near my ass I end all life."

"But."

"All life gone!"

"But."

"No survivors."

"You can't meant that there's no way you can do such a thing."

"Really?" Blasts hole in moon.

"I understand and will never bring this up again."

"And now I have to make it up to Luna for turning the moon into a doughnut. My pelvis is going to be jelly."

" Yes it will be."

"I regret nothiiiiiinnnnngggggg…."

7280192 and then he died.

C'mon Anon, don't be such a gay faggot XD

i'm not sure if this is the first time this has been mentioned, but FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT

Unfortunately, you don't want to bend over.

Well, there goes my suspension of disbelief.

Bend over? More like bend OGRE.

Can we have a 'Bendy' tag (female pony with huge cock wants to fuck male human butt, male denies, gets called gay faggot for it, submits in the end)? I want a bendy tag.

Also:

Plus everypony knows it’s not gay if she has a penis.”

:rainbowderp:

Eh... hold on, what does gay mean then in your stories, if it exludes a penis?

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As long as the balls don't touch it's not gay. Or if you say "no homo".

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