When everypony knows about your dirty laundry, it's hard to make a new start. Even in Ponyville they whisper about Planet Diver's questionable history. With his entire world turned on its ear, he begins the long trek to redemption one fateful night. A sequel to "Robotic Stallion Big Lugnut".
A huge thank y'all to my editor CompleteIndifference.
Wow awsome story, cant wait for more!
This is going to be great!
Great start!
Pinkie became a Sky Party Pirate? Ehh, it's believable.
Oh Pipin you crazy ass mare. When will you learn that you just dont blurt out you had sex with some dude when youre buff ass dad is sitting across the table from him.
"Snails marched to the beat of his own drum, and it was a very, very slow rhythm." Oh man, I just want to steal that and use it in conversation at some point, that's such a great turn of phrase.
"I reckon I was more tired from all the sex me an' Planet Diver had." My god.
When I got to that part I put my tablet down and my head in my hands and laughed my ass off.
5/5 mustaches for that part alone.
Oh dear, Diver's lucky there were Unicorns at the table, or he would have been in worse shape than Tom after the last story
Pippin...No.
That silly mare has gone and made things much worse for Planet Diver. I bet Rainbow is going to flip out once she hears about it.
Daughter of the element of Honestly right there, ladies and gentlemen.
He's going to the farm, isn't he?
Well, Planet Diver does seem to be good at stupid, so I'm sure this will work out well for him if he plans it like that from the start.
i love it! more updates please!
Wait why is this story cancelled? ITS AMAZING!