I find it truly hard to believe that in over one thousand years and all the stallions she's taken to her bed, not a single one ever asked to try anal.

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I thought about that. I think Good Sombra would be too much of a goodie two-shoes to want to, and all the others didn't have the guts to ask, or Celestia said no because she didn't think she'd enjoy it.

But you can't exactly break up the action of a sex scene to explain that. :P

Act 3 bonus chapter.

Twilight wakes up happy and refreshed. She opens the door to get the news paper. She finds Fluttershy trying to sneak off with it. She talks Fluttershy into handing her the paper ( by teleporting it from her iron grip.) She reads the head line before passing out. She wakes up hoping it was a dream. She finds out it was real and screams.

It would be funny to follow this idea line just to have Fluttershy try to talk Twilight out of reading the news paper.

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I'll admit I'm tempted to write this as an epilogue, but there'd have to be more about our couple to fully justify it. Still a very funny idea that I really like.

Why did I find it so funny?

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Discord is a comedy gold mine

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My friend suggested it, I didn't choose to read it myself.

Oof! That was... WOW.
Um....
*dunks self into a full bathtub of ice*
Okay, yeah.
That was good.
....
*jumps back into the bathtub*