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There's an angel and a demon on your shoulders, contesting for the decisions you make.

This is well understood.

What is less commonly known is that the angel and the demon are only as sane as you are.

Prompt provided by the pedigreeEnigmatic Otaku

Noone ain't never called you Pedigree before, I wager.

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Comments ( 21 )

Haven't read this yet, but where's my credit for giving you this idea!? :pinkiegasp:

7823561 Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal :eeyup:

I did not expect this story to go like it did at all. Three thumbs up!

“Stop, drop and roll! Play dead!”

:applejackconfused:I'm done sorry Spike , I think she's broken...
:twilightoops: That dress looks broken...
:unsuresweetie: I really like her mane?
:moustache: I'll go fetch the ice cream...

She dun gone full bork.

"Weak is for the sleep."

No more needs to be said.

Was *hoovered* an accident or on purpose? Because that's the worst horse pun I've ever seen.

Aside from that; hilarious one shot.

This story was the purpose for which the "Random" tag was created. AND I LOVE IT!:pinkiehappy:

The halo was used, but I'm sure the trident was as well~ :raritywink:

You did it, you madman!
:heart::heart::heart:

It spread dark wings and flew up like a monster of terrible predations, and they were red and black and with pink ruffles all over.

Well that was interesting

“Oh, darling, I love it when you talk evil but just this once with the pleasentries aside...do shut up and play with my wings.”

Oh my gosh, if I wasn't so tired this would be making me laugh so hard! :rainbowlaugh:
My cheeks already hurt from grinning as it is after reading this. :pinkiehappy:

(Though I'll admit I spent over a minute staring at that picture too scared to open the actual story)

I don't think I've ever seen shoulder consciences fall in with each other like that.

Other than that, this is a delightful bit of madly hilarious writing. You are very good at funny writing that captures the feeling of people losing it.

"Applejack? Our beguiling, rough and tumble temptress, who’s uncouth manner only stokes the secret fires of need and intent all the more fervid?”

Quality God damn dialogue right there. That and the use of the word "canoodlers"

phallus-acessorized pony

So... Does this refer to the trident or another attribute Rarity assigns to her eviler side?

But as to a favorite part undoubtedly the last paragraph :raritywink:

I am really not entirely sure what it means when your concience is screwing itself, but it can't be anything good.

Pick a favourite sentence and post below. I'd like that.

Only one?!

Well. This is certainly deserving of the Random tag.

Raridevil stared at her hooves. She scrubbed them against each other in vain. She hugged her trident and stared blankly out over the world. "I feel... so clean..."

Ah, narcissism at its finest...

Comment posted by goombanatti deleted Jul 14th, 2018
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