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While 'Taming of the Screw' felt more gritty and real,
this story takes a more fanciful turn. 
Think of Screw Ball as the Bat-Mite of the Batman universe. A being of near-infinite magical powers, in an otherwise normal world.
Also, with two main characters having such similar names, lets keep a running tally of how many times I accidentally refer to Screw Ball as Screw Loose. I'll catch as many as I can in proofing,
but feel free to post any errors that slip through the cracks.
Again, thanks for reading and thanks for the feedback!
Dat name is best name so far.
There is a Sequel.
Hoppin' on the rape train.
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Ok, time to be serious,
"pony.This was Screw Ball."
Space after full stop required,
That's it so far.
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It's the little things...
Update: Fixed.
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I hear there are no brakes...
840974 Better not be.
Otherwise, I'mma rippin' 'em off, and tossing them at the nearest random stranger.
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As always, I look forward to your comments.
This is just "Screwed Up" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
I don't want this to turn into a brony confessional, or anything;
but I am curious to know if the clop scenes in my stories turns anypony on, 
or if you all just read it for the lulz. 
Either way is fine with me, so long as you're entertained.
Well I guess you could say that anyone who encounters them is surely...
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
SCREWED!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh......
( •_•)>⌐■-■
( ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ Bad joke is baaaaad...
( ¬_¬)>⌐■-■ meh....
(⌐■_■) Mah brain will suffer then!
841033 For me its about a 3/97 ratio of 'turned on' to lulz
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hand,didn't
Another space required, also I am best gramma horseman.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that!
I should probably withdraw the question.
To be honest, I think I'd prefer not to know who gets turned on by a Cracker Jack-ejaculating baseball bat.
This story's not exactly trying to win a gold medal for its pure eroticism.
In any case, thanks for the feedback!
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Twilight would be proud.
Update: Fixed!
Ahem...wow. Seriously, wow. Cool story bro.
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I've been waiting for this!!!!
Ok this is a random suggestion/question. Does Screw Loose get pregnant?
Reunite the Dementia lovers: Check
Bring in Screw Ball to have a 3-way: Check
Have her ejaculate chocolate syrup: Check
Make me believe that Screw Ball is somehow a "protaganist" in a loose sense of the word: Check and Checkmate
Bash any/all/every Transformers sequals: Bonus Points
Get either of the "Brilliant" gifs on your story: Watch out everyone we got a good story over here
840968 You screwed up the names in the second sentence (Pun entirely intended).
842538 A "Screw Loose" sense of the word?
I... I'm sorry, I'll hit myself.
This dosen't feel as good as the original. The sex scene was too short and had very little build up nor detail. I don't mean to offend you as your're not finished yet, but so far it feels inferior.
100/100 boner to lulz ratio
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Thanks for the feedback!
Fixed!
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I used to play drums for the band "Boner to Lulz Ratio."
oh hell yeah the sequal
Do I even need to say what happened this time?
I-I LAUGHED EVERYWHERE~! (And came too...)
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It's only going to get cloppier from here on out. You have been warned.
Without going into spoilers, I want to pose this question which applies to all readers:
Are there any ponies in the show who has a fetish you'd like to see explored? If the pony coupled with the fetish makes sense, I might consider it for the story. Feel free to briefly explain why the kink matches the pony, if it isn't obvious.
Keep in mind, Screw Ball can manipulate reality, so only the wildest of kinks will be considered. Basically, if the fetish could normally be realized, it's not crazy enough for this story.
I already have several fairly obvious ponies in mind, (cough) Lyra (cough) who are ticking time bombs of unattainable fetishes.
I've already got the ending in mind. I won't spoil any of the other ponies I plan on using. They will be revealed with their fetishes as chapters are released. If I'm inspired by your suggestions though, I will lengthen the story to add more chapters.
Sick mind full of ideas... BEGIN THE FETISH THOUGHTS!!! (Dun dun dun)
Edit: The second after I posted this comment the tornado alarms did their tests... coincidence? I think not~
No matter how absurd or out there a story sounds, I will always read it because you wrote it. I mean that with all due respect. The idea of Taming of the Screw did seem pretty crazy, but you made it great. I absolutely loved Taming of the Screw. It felt like it was more than just some cheap clopfic. Also really liked all your other stories. I can't wait to read this one.
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Thanks for the kind words.
I feel compelled to add clop elements to my stories, but I don't want them to feel cheap.
I'm glad to here you enjoy them.
I just want to write engaging story that are entertaining, while occasionally titillating the reader.
For anyone interested, this blog post on the site had lots of great advice for writing clop:
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/41194
What happens if Screwball gets to Pinkie? Well....
LETS FIND OUT!!!!
Totally on my watch/read list.
844041 I had to stash my drumkit in the attic when I moved. No space. Aww Saad.
I'm not a drummer mainly, but I still miss drumming and jamming with it.
Anyway, great stuff! Way sillier than your previous, but still plenty enjoyable.
Fun and sexy? Totally.
If I think of any crazy impossible fetishes that seem to be imaginable for some of the ponies, I'll drop a comment!
i am sorry but what in hells unholy name did i just read? it felt like i was reading a gluttons wet dream combined with ponies! screwball, you have some serious issues! cheers!-grabs a bottle of soda and raises it high, then downs in in a single breath-
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eats during sex and forms a bond between them, so that every time he eats, he gets horny. 
Ruins food for her. 
She's hungry all the time. 
Compensates by having more sex so she can eat three meals a day. 
For the record, food play doesn't turn my on.
Every time I think of it, I remember the Seinfeld episode where George
Hmmmm... There's another potential idea for a fanfic.
I don't call dibs, though. Someone else could do it more justice, I'm sure. Pinkie eats a cupcake during sex.
But yeah, when dealing with Discord's creation, I knew chocolate would have to play into the sex.
842538 protagonist isnt necessarily the "good guy" in stories, thats only the medias way of perceiving the good guy, so if the story focuses on one character that isnt necessarily "good" then he/she is still a protagonist. its only when they are the antagonist that we perceive them as "bad/evil" take megamind for example, the movie focused on him, who was a villain through out most of the movie, while the good guy was the antagonist.
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Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Now that I think about it, this story won't have protagonists. Everypony's too insane to be one
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Okay, I LOVED Taming of the Screw, and Screwball is my favorite charecter! I'd be happy to help in any way I can!
First of all, Lyra and humans. Or, more specificlly...hands...
Second, The Great and Powerful Trixie screwing herself. As in, a literal clone of herself.
And, as a rule of three, Chrysalis screwing Shining Armor in her real form (since she may want revenge/still have feelings for him)
If I think of any more, I'll reply to you!
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Some of these I definitely plan to do.
I had never thought about Trixie screwing herself.
That made me smile, so it might have to go in.
Thanks for the feedback!
Screw Loose walked her stiff chocolate-covered cock around to Shocker's face.
Isn't that supposed to be Screwball?
That joke about Transformers made me giggle along with Screwball's puns and silliness. Anyway, I am interested in this. This is waaaay too different. xD
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Thanks for the Feedback!
Name's fixed!
I can't thank you enough for creating this insanity.
I eagerly await future shenanigans.
If met Screwball She would see I'm already insane...to a digree
Toot toot all aboard the fuck train! toot toot
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Fluttershy+animal which she takes care off
Soarin needs to have a pie fetish.
Make this happen.
Sweet Celestia they are so screwed. Literally. I wonder if Screw Ball is looking for a bit of revenge on the Mane Six along with the Princessess?