There is a Sequel.

Hoppin' on the rape train.

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It's the little things...
Update: Fixed.

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I hear there are no brakes...

840974 Better not be.

Otherwise, I'mma rippin' 'em off, and tossing them at the nearest random stranger.

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As always, I look forward to your comments.

I don't want this to turn into a brony confessional, or anything; but I am curious to know if the clop scenes in my stories turns anypony on, or if you all just read it for the lulz.
Either way is fine with me, so long as you're entertained.

Well I guess you could say that anyone who encounters them is surely...
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
SCREWED!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh......
( •_•)>⌐■-■
( ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ Bad joke is baaaaad...
( ¬_¬)>⌐■-■ meh....
(⌐■_■) Mah brain will suffer then!

841033 For me its about a 3/97 ratio of 'turned on' to lulz

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hand,didn't
Another space required, also I am best gramma horseman.

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I should probably withdraw the question.
To be honest, I think I'd prefer not to know who gets turned on by a Cracker Jack-ejaculating baseball bat. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
This story's not exactly trying to win a gold medal for its pure eroticism.

In any case, thanks for the feedback!

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Twilight would be proud.
Update: Fixed!

Ahem...wow. Seriously, wow. Cool story bro.

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I've been waiting for this!!!!

Reunite the Dementia lovers: Check
Bring in Screw Ball to have a 3-way: Check
Have her ejaculate chocolate syrup: Check
Make me believe that Screw Ball is somehow a "protaganist" in a loose sense of the word: Check and Checkmate
Bash any/all/every Transformers sequals: Bonus Points
Get either of the "Brilliant" gifs on your story: Watch out everyone we got a good story over here

840968 You screwed up the names in the second sentence (Pun entirely intended).

842538 A "Screw Loose" sense of the word?

I... I'm sorry, I'll hit myself.

100/100 boner to lulz ratio

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Thanks for the feedback!
Fixed!

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I used to play drums for the band "Boner to Lulz Ratio."

oh hell yeah the sequal

Do I even need to say what happened this time?

I-I LAUGHED EVERYWHERE~! (And came too...)

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It's only going to get cloppier from here on out. You have been warned.

Without going into spoilers, I want to pose this question which applies to all readers:
Are there any ponies in the show who has a fetish you'd like to see explored? If the pony coupled with the fetish makes sense, I might consider it for the story. Feel free to briefly explain why the kink matches the pony, if it isn't obvious.

Keep in mind, Screw Ball can manipulate reality, so only the wildest of kinks will be considered. Basically, if the fetish could normally be realized, it's not crazy enough for this story.
I already have several fairly obvious ponies in mind, (cough) Lyra (cough) who are ticking time bombs of unattainable fetishes.

I've already got the ending in mind. I won't spoil any of the other ponies I plan on using. They will be revealed with their fetishes as chapters are released. If I'm inspired by your suggestions though, I will lengthen the story to add more chapters.

Sick mind full of ideas... BEGIN THE FETISH THOUGHTS!!! (Dun dun dun)

Edit: The second after I posted this comment the tornado alarms did their tests... coincidence? I think not~

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Thanks for the kind words.
I feel compelled to add clop elements to my stories, but I don't want them to feel cheap.
I'm glad to here you enjoy them.
I just want to write engaging story that are entertaining, while occasionally titillating the reader.
For anyone interested, this blog post on the site had lots of great advice for writing clop:
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/41194

What happens if Screwball gets to Pinkie? Well....

LETS FIND OUT!!!!

Totally on my watch/read list.

844041 I had to stash my drumkit in the attic when I moved. No space. Aww Saad.
I'm not a drummer mainly, but I still miss drumming and jamming with it.

Anyway, great stuff! Way sillier than your previous, but still plenty enjoyable.
Fun and sexy? Totally.
If I think of any crazy impossible fetishes that seem to be imaginable for some of the ponies, I'll drop a comment!

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For the record, food play doesn't turn my on.
Every time I think of it, I remember the Seinfeld episode where George eats during sex and forms a bond between them, so that every time he eats, he gets horny.
Hmmmm... There's another potential idea for a fanfic.
I don't call dibs, though. Someone else could do it more justice, I'm sure. Pinkie eats a cupcake during sex. Ruins food for her. She's hungry all the time. Compensates by having more sex so she can eat three meals a day.
But yeah, when dealing with Discord's creation, I knew chocolate would have to play into the sex.

842538 protagonist isnt necessarily the "good guy" in stories, thats only the medias way of perceiving the good guy, so if the story focuses on one character that isnt necessarily "good" then he/she is still a protagonist. its only when they are the antagonist that we perceive them as "bad/evil" take megamind for example, the movie focused on him, who was a villain through out most of the movie, while the good guy was the antagonist.

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Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Now that I think about it, this story won't have protagonists. Everypony's too insane to be one

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Okay, I LOVED Taming of the Screw, and Screwball is my favorite charecter! I'd be happy to help in any way I can!

First of all, Lyra and humans. Or, more specificlly...hands...

Second, The Great and Powerful Trixie screwing herself. As in, a literal clone of herself.

And, as a rule of three, Chrysalis screwing Shining Armor in her real form (since she may want revenge/still have feelings for him)

If I think of any more, I'll reply to you!

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Some of these I definitely plan to do.
I had never thought about Trixie screwing herself.
That made me smile, so it might have to go in.
Thanks for the feedback!

Screw Loose walked her stiff chocolate-covered cock around to Shocker's face.
Isn't that supposed to be Screwball?

That joke about Transformers made me giggle along with Screwball's puns and silliness. Anyway, I am interested in this. This is waaaay too different. xD

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Thanks for the Feedback!
Name's fixed!

I can't thank you enough for creating this insanity.
I eagerly await future shenanigans.

If met Screwball She would see I'm already insane...to a digree

Toot toot all aboard the fuck train! toot toot

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Thank goodness for sequels!

Fluttershy+animal which she takes care off

Soarin needs to have a pie fetish.
Make this happen.

Sweet Celestia they are so screwed. Literally. I wonder if Screw Ball is looking for a bit of revenge on the Mane Six along with the Princessess?

*Steel blinks at the screen, alone for once, preferring to read this story on his own.*

...Wow. That's all I can say, really. Just...Wow. I hope this is continuing in some fashion, because I see potential here.

841033 Ratio? I come here to get off as well as laugh. This story achieves both...thoooough a bit strangely.

This story, I'll give a 30/70 ratio. The other story (Taming Of The Screw), 100/0 ratio.

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How do you add those pictures and little animations to the comments? I cant figure it out

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Right below where it says "Add Comment" there are several icons. B for bold. I for italics. U for underline,etc...

To post a picture, click on the icon that looks like a picture of a landscape and paste the link of the photo you want to use into the box that appears.

Grab a chair guys ....
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I can't wait for Chapter 3!

WE NEED CHAOS!