Aurthur visits Equestria

by James Fire

Interrogation

Well, this is certainly an interesting development, trapped in a room, with Twilight Sparkle, and information she wants. Not much could get worse than this. And it only took Twilight dragging me into a room. I gave no resistance, I knew it would be futile.

"What are you?"She is showing barely restrained eagerness when she asks.

"I am a human. Or rather, a genetically modified human. Superior in just about every way."

"... just about every way. Where are you from?"

"An alternate universe."

"What's it like where you are from?"

"My home planet is warm, with pleasant summers and cool winters. Extremes are only near the poles and at high, or low, altitudes. I live in the palace in Vale City, the capital of the Taledine Empire. I am, or rather, was, the King. But as soon as it is determined that I will not be returning, the heir becomes the new King."

"Wouldn't the proper title for the ruler of an empire be emperor?"

"Yes, but it is only an empire in technicality, a kingdom in truth."

"Well, enough of that. How did you get here?"

"You sure you want to know? The specifics are very high level, and advanced. I am not sure if you would even understand it all."

"Yes! I am sure."

"You have no idea what you are getting into."

"Don't care. Explain."

"My wormhole generator jumped me further than I wanted, due to the interference of a beam of expressively ionized fluids, the energy contained within this beam induced an extension of the magnitude of the wormhole, allowing me to traverse a greater distance than normally possible." Twilight is shocked at my in depth and detailed explanation. Of course, I could only write a simplified explanation here, but you get the idea.

"Wow. Do you think we could try that? I want my own wormhole generator." It's been a while since this last happened, but I am surprised that anyone actually understood that. But I quickly regained my composure.

"There is currently a galactic civil war going on back home, and while me being there would help, it is not necessary for me to be there. And about the wormhole generator, it is currently damaged due to the concussive force of the plasma beam, and it may take me a while to fix it..." I must keep this away from Twilight! Only God and maybe The Doctor knows what she would do with it.

"That's okay. Maybe I could help you fix it?" She looks at me with adorable, pleading eyes. Even the cruelest of people would not be able to withstand the adorableness of a pony trying to be cute.

"Alright. You can help. But only-" I am cut off by a tackle hug from the Princess.

"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" See? Adorable. I then remove myself from the vice that is alicorns hugs.

"But you must follow my instructions. The technology is very dangerous, and could explode if not handled properly." She might not be paying attention, but from what I remember of her character, I don't need to tell her to be careful.

I then ask, "Can I leave now?" I have unfortunately forgotten where the neddle box fell, so I am going to get an additional sample just in case.

She manages a small "yes" before she packs up her papers and runs out of the room. She is not fast enough to avoid my needle though, and I triumphantly March out of the castle and back to my ship. I of course take a slight detour, grab a needle-full of Celestia's blood, and run like the devil himself is chasing me. Which of course, she is.

Author's Note:

He escapes Celestia's wrath! This time....

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[Boulder]

I then ask, "Can I leave now?" I have unfortunately forgotten where the meddle box fell,

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The Doctor in this universe maaayyy be a little different.
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[James Fire]

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Typo shown the error of its ways.
And I found another one, as well as added a sentence I meant to add before publishing, oh well.

And Aurthur has met The Doctor. Plus a few others. He probably won't be surprised, seeing as how the only thing here he has not seen before are brightly coloured sapient ponies. And then there's Discord.